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    Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

    FOXNews.com - Toilet Paper Shortage: Good Raw Material Being Wiped Out



    According to this story, released to Fox by LiveScience.com the next big crisis is TP for your bunghole.

    Because we all like getting our news from the internet so much now, there's a shortage on the raw materials taken from things like recycled newspaper to make your favorite soft and absorbent toilet paper.

    But rather than go the Sheryl Crow route (never let that woman near you without hand sanitizer, btw), I suggest we just finally do away with newspapers and magazines altogether.

    Ubi Soft is doing their part by no longer printing instruction manuals. Not that anyone buys Ubi Soft games anymore.
    Tags: blamed, internet, proof
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    Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

    I guess we'll have to start adapting to the three seashell method
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      Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

      Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
      TP for your bunghole.
      Now I want to know what the WS mods on Wario Waft are.
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      Originally posted by Armando
      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
      Originally posted by Armando
      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
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      • #4
        Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

        It's called a Washlet people. Get used to it.
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          Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

          I thought they were called bidets?
          "I have a forebrain, my ability to abstract thoughts allow for all kinds of things" - Red Mage 8-Bit theater
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            Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

            Originally posted by Ziero View Post
            I guess we'll have to start adapting to the three seashell method
            How exactly does that work?
            I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

            HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

            loose
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            • #7
              Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

              Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
              How exactly does that work?
              better question is.... do we really want to know? ;p
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                Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                It's called a Washlet people. Get used to it.
                Not enamored with the idea. What if it malfunctions? And really, not a matter of if, but when.

                Unstoppable anal geyser.

                I don't like the "green" urinals I've been exposed to so far. Bathrooms that perpetually smell like piss. The air fresheners can't even cover it up.
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                  Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                  Maybe I misunderstood, but when I read Washlet I thought of some sort of moist toilet that maybe you carry with you. In other words not provided by the bathroom owner. Now as to the "three seashells" Lol, I have never used a bidet but I am curious how well they work.

                  Demolition Man ftw

                  Anyone want to get some Taco Bell later?
                  "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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                    Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                    I use my kids babywipes. Leaves me feeling nice and refreshed.. not to mention moisturized.
                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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                      Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                      I use my kids babywipes. Leaves me feeling nice and refreshed.. not to mention moisturized.
                      That... Too much information...
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                        Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                        Originally posted by Solymir View Post
                        Anyone want to get some Taco Bell later?
                        Taco Bell is now a 5 Star Restaurant.

                        If Taco Bell was like that IRL it'd be amazing. 5 Star McDonalds {Can I Have It?}
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                        What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                          Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                          Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                          What if it malfunctions?
                          ...then you lean over and turn off its water supply and go about your day?

                          Japan's been using them for years. If there were any major issues, they wouldn't be nearly as common as they are.
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                            Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                            Japan has been doing lots of shit for years. Japan does it should never be used as justification for anything.
                            I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                            HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                            loose
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                              Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              ...then you lean over and turn off its water supply and go about your day?

                              Japan's been using them for years. If there were any major issues, they wouldn't be nearly as common as they are.
                              All well and good at home, I've never seen access to turning off the water on a public toilet.

                              Japan also rents out pets and hosts weddings for virtual girlfriends. Japan cannot be a precedent for every thing.
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