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  • #16
    Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

    You guys hear about that Japanese dude marrying his virtual DS girlfriend?
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    • #17
      Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

      Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
      ... TP for your bunghole.
      Omg I am so juvenile...I busted out laughing and started doing Beavis and Butthead lines.

      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
      I use my kids babywipes. Leaves me feeling nice and refreshed.. not to mention moisturized.
      Hey I ran out of TP once and my grandsons baby wipes were the only things in reach, I really prefer them to TP but it's too expensive.

      Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
      Not enamored with the idea. What if it malfunctions? And really, not a matter of if, but when.

      Unstoppable anal geyser.

      I don't like the "green" urinals I've been exposed to so far. Bathrooms that perpetually smell like piss. The air fresheners can't even cover it up.
      Ok first let me say I've only used a bidet once and I had not even went no.2. That said, and yes I'm going to go there, what if you go no.2 and it's....oh god I can't believe I'm going to say this.....really "sticky"...../ashamed....how well does one work?? I'm sorry...I apologize...

      Also, I used TP afterwards to dry myself so does it really do away with TP.


      JUST SAY NO TO BIDETS!!

      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
      You guys hear about that Japanese dude marrying his virtual DS girlfriend?
      FYI, that was done for the lols. The JPs were a little irritated when it got such negative press from western outlets.
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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      • #18
        Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

        Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
        I've never seen access to turning off the water on a public toilet.
        The washlet uses its own water line. I still highly doubt they get stuck in the 'on' position very often, if ever. It also requires power, and probably has some kind of emergency off switch too. It has sensors which insure it doesn't spray when there's no user present. A lot of things would have to go wrong simultaneously, and at worst you'd be mildly annoyed. Clearly better than the lot of things that can go wrong with toilet paper-- most obviously, finding yourself in a bathroom with none.

        Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
        Japan also rents out pets
        Which is fucking bizarre in the US, but rather sensible in a country which is very crowded and hard to keep a pet in.

        Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
        hosts weddings for virtual girlfriends
        Japanese gamer 'marries' Nintendo DS character - Telegraph -- Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't be able to find a priest and a group of geeks in the US who would watch a mock wedding to a video game? Just because Japan did it first doesn't make it any different.

        Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
        Japan cannot be a precedent for every thing.
        Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
        Japan does it should never be used as justification for anything.
        Which isn't what I was saying. Let me be clear:

        1- I don't give a fuck if Japan does it, if Sweden does it, or if Myanmar does it.
        2- The fact that a technologically advanced country of 130 million people has used this technology for nearly twenty years now and it enjoys significant popularity in that country ought to be a sign that the technology isn't as prone to malfunctions as BBQ suggests.

        It's a statistical argument. It could be any other fucking country, the point is, the technology has clearly proven itself.

        Saying "The washlet is a bad idea because Japan also invented kitten huffing" is as stupid as saying "Microwaves are bad because Raytheon is a military contractor" or "You bought a VW? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NAZI."

        ---------- Post added at 01:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:02 PM ----------

        Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
        Also, I used TP afterwards to dry myself so does it really do away with TP.
        Depends on the person. Some people prefer using TP to dry; so it's not totally doing away with it, but is greatly reducing its use. Some people prefer to use the built in air dryers.

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        • #19
          Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

          Originally posted by Feba View Post
          Depends on the person. Some people prefer using TP to dry; so it's not totally doing away with it, but is greatly reducing its use. Some people prefer to use the built in air dryers.


          So that's the third sea shell! I never could figure it out before.
          Last edited by TheGrandMom; 04-22-2010, 10:24 AM. Reason: Fixed quote tags
          "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy

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          • #20
            Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            Some people prefer to use the built in air dryers.
            Omg.....it blows air on your ass too....that creeped me out....
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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            • #21
              Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              FYI, that was done for the lols. The JPs were a little irritated when it got such negative press from western outlets.
              What about the dude who married his anime girl pillow?

              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              The washlet uses its own water line. I still highly doubt they get stuck in the 'on' position very often, if ever. It also requires power, and probably has some kind of emergency off switch too. It has sensors which insure it doesn't spray when there's no user present. A lot of things would have to go wrong simultaneously, and at worst you'd be mildly annoyed. Clearly better than the lot of things that can go wrong with toilet paper-- most obviously, finding yourself in a bathroom with none.
              Where I work we have automatic sinks. The kind you put your hands under and they turn on instantly. But there's always one that just shoots off randomly and stays on for way longer then it should. I can't imagine how annoying it would be to sit on a toilet that does that.

              I likes me some TP, especially the nice thick soft stuff. Getting splash back from the toilet is bad enough and requires drying, so getting a watergun to the pooper is definitely out of the question for me. Besides, swamp ass is annoying.
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              • #22
                Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                Originally posted by Ziero View Post
                I can't imagine how annoying it would be to sit on a toilet that does that.
                Except making an automatic bidet is a fucking ridiculous idea. They're button controlled of course. Why would you even think they're automatic?

                Originally posted by Ziero View Post
                Getting splash back from the toilet is bad enough
                This is also:

                1- Very different way of moving water than a bidet (splash, compared to spray)
                2- Generally, toilet bowls are filled with untreated tap water, which means they're freaking cold. At best, the water has been sitting long enough to warm to room temperature. Bidets generally provide water heated to be around body temperature (or a bit warmer or cooler, depending on your tastes)
                3- Extremely unhygenic. This alone makes the feeling completely different.
                4- I wouldn't be surprised if part of this being uncomfortable comes from the state your body is in after just defecating, not to mention not expecting it. A bidet works when you want it to.

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                • #23
                  Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                  Originally posted by Feba
                  Myanmar
                  It will always be Burma to me.
                  Thanks Kazuki.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                    Originally posted by Skoal View Post
                    It will always be Burma to me.
                    Istanbul, Constantinople, nobody's business but the turks, etc.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Proof the Internet gets blamed for everything.

                      It was a quote from Seinfeld.
                      Thanks Kazuki.
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