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  • #121
    Re: Anyone get an iPad?

    Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'm not even going to comment on how to warm up your hands. Well, I'm sort of commenting, but I'm going to refrain from being specific and let you come to your own conclusions.
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    I don't think I want to know!
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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    • #122
      Re: Anyone get an iPad?

      I don't know about the iPad specifically, but the iPhone's screen works like the touchpad on a laptop-- that is, uses the conductivity in your fingers. The problem might be more dryness than coldness. You could try seeing if licking your fingers lightly helps. Just like the way disgusting teachers used to turn pages in books.
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      • #123
        Re: Anyone get an iPad?

        Speaking of licking your fingers to turn book pages, if I'm really engrossed in a book on my iPad, I will lick my finger to turn the pages. I never did that with my eBook reader but it's so much like reading an actual book on my iPad that I often do it.
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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        • #124
          Re: Anyone get an iPad?

          I never did it with actual books because that's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

          The proper way to turn pages for civilized persons:

          1- Place thumb and a finger of your choice (index or middle work best) on the right page.
          2- Lightly press against the page, while pinching fingers together
          3- Once page has lifted from the pinch, gently sweep to the left
          4- Repeat until book is finished.

          Caution: If you do this with a book printed right to left, you'll go backwards! Be sure to reverse directions when reading a book that isn't printed left to right.


          Plebians.
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          • #125
            Re: Anyone get an iPad?

            /em licks Feba's finger and uses it to turn the page!
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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            • #126
              Re: Anyone get an iPad?

              I go to the library and buy my books in a store.
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              • #127
                Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                Archaic
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #128
                  Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                  Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                  Archaic
                  I can't help being cultured. It's not like this poor latino boy chose to live the life of a bourgeious liberal elite white kid.
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                  • #129
                    Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    I will lick my finger to turn the pages.
                    Paying $500+ to turn electronic pages with a wet finger...pricless
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                    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                    Originally posted by Solymir
                    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                    • #130
                      Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                      God damn it you guys ... stop saying stuff that can be turned dirty! Wet finger and electronic devices? Jesus!
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                      • #131
                        Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                        Is there something you'd like to let out? You seem preoccupied with something.
                        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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                        loose
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                        • #132
                          Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                          Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                          Is there something you'd like to let out?
                          I don't think she can really help that either way.
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                          • #133
                            Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                            Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                            God damn it you guys ... stop saying stuff that can be turned dirty! Wet finger and electronic devices? Jesus!


                            EDIT: Feba hits 9000 in this thread or bust!
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                            Originally posted by Aksannyi
                            "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                            Originally posted by Solymir
                            What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                            • #134
                              Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                              For the record, I do get plenty in that department. I just have a naturally dirty mind which is damn near constantly stimulated.
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                              • #135
                                Re: Anyone get an iPad?

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                For the record, I do get plenty in that department. I just have a naturally dirty mind which is damn near constantly stimulated.
                                C'mon, Aks, it's no fun if you make it that easy.
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