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  • #16
    Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
    Also: crabs. Giant crabs. Some of them can steal your weight.
    Call that dude from Bakemonogatari

    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
    What if they're plant tentacles?


    Or

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    • #17
      Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

      I would have animal ears and a crazy guitar-wielding alien woman who would not only never leave me alone, but tease me mercilessly.
      Last edited by Yellow Mage; 02-08-2010, 07:11 PM. Reason: And it turns out the ears are some evil giant robot somehow using my cranium as a portal. And more crazy random stuff.
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      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
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      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
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      • #18
        Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

        we would see this at every street corner ;p

        Last edited by Kailea; 02-08-2010, 10:10 PM.
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        • #19
          Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

          And there would be cat girls cyborgs and loli galore.


          Pedo bear would rule the world with an iron.... paw. Yes, that'll stick.
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          • #20
            Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

            Every lonely, geeky guy would have a gang of crazy women all trying to get in his pants, yet wouldn't actually want any of them.

            Anyone over the age of 25 would be considered "old", and if they were a guy, people would call them the creepy old pervert.

            The amount of explosions, monsters, aliens and school girl upskirts people saw per day would increase exponentially.

            No one would ever want to park on the street again because chances are your car would eventually get stomped, smashed, shot, slashed or sucked into a black hole.

            Swords would be considered WMDs.

            We'd have robots but they would either go berserk and try to destroy us or look just like human women with funny ears, yet be too hot/naive to do anything with...though they would still be equiped for those functions for whatever reason.

            Hair gel companies would go out of business since gravity defying hair would be natural.

            The mating between a bird and a squirrel would successfully result in the creation of cute and cuddly winged rodents....that can talk.

            Libraries would need to create a whole new section for magical books that are actually magic.

            Tennis would be much more action packed and filled with drama and love triangles. They would also have to use fireproof balls and nets.
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            • #21
              Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

              Originally posted by Ziero View Post
              Every lonely, geeky guy would have a gang of crazy women all trying to get in his pants, yet wouldn't actually want any of them.
              This thought deserves 1000x thanks on its own LOL!
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              • #22
                Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                Boobs?Bouncing you say? Huge awesome weapons that stay holstered usually without a sheath?! Sign me up! ^^

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                • #23
                  Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                  I'd love having a harem. Dragon Age was the closest I've ever been to managing a harem, and I loved it.

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                  • #24
                    Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                    All the guys would look like girls.

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                    • #25
                      Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                      I would have a book on my nightstand that would let me kill anyone just by knowing their name and face, then I would get all emo for no reason....

                      ....but its ok, because i knew that he knew that I would know that he could figure it out in time for me to counter him, by knowing he knew that it was really that guy and not the other guy......but it really was me and he does not know it.....or does he?......
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                      • #26
                        Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                        All girls would be forced to wear sailor uniforms with miniskirts - no excuses.

                        Everyone has their own theme song.

                        Finally, whenever anyone yells at someone their head magically grows 5x larger and they suddenly sprout fangs.
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                        • #27
                          Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                          If I lived in an anime world...

                          That means a nerd lime me can get a hot woman who's also a teacher and an alien from outer space. Or is a futuristic cop with a cybernetic body. Or just the girl next door.

                          Sign me up already, please

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                          • #28
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                            And then she gets raped by tentacles/aliens/demons/<insert misc monster here> while some average shmuck who no one gives two shits about goes through his magical transformation scene into a super hero.
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                            • #29
                              Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                              Originally posted by Kailea View Post
                              ....but its ok, because i knew that he knew that I would know that he could figure it out in time for me to counter him, by knowing he knew that it was really that guy and not the other guy......but it really was me and he does not know it.....or does he?......
                              Insert a Red Hair and Red Eyes scene.

                              Last edited by Durahansolo; 02-12-2010, 05:32 PM.
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                              Originally posted by Solymir
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                              • #30
                                Re: what if we lived in an anime world?

                                Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post

                                dude... i was looking for an easier way to chop vegetables earlier this week.... I'm going to buy that shite right now...
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