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    "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

    Above is a quote from a sleep talking man that I heard about on the news last night whose wife is posting what she records at night.

    Sleep Talkers Ramblings Inspires Hit Website - Baltimore News, Weather, Breaking News | WMAR-TV

    Her blog Sleep Talkin' Man has become a huge hit.

    I went there and been laughing so I'm sharing my favorites:

    Apparently from a themed dream one night and it makes you wonder just what he was dreaming:

    "Badger tickling: proceed with caution"

    "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

    "I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."

    Also:

    "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

    "Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

    "Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."


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    Re: "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

    Wow I didnt know people like to hear stuff like that.

    My wife and my oldest daughter talk in their sleep. I should start recording them.
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      Re: "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

      LOL "Step away from the Yam!!!" I want a tee-shirt now.

      My dad was talking in his sleep one day, and his conversation was so random that we all laughed at it.

      My mom was half asleep so she thought he was talking to her, but he was actually talking in his sleep.

      Dad: Ti-Ticker...

      Mom: ?

      Dad: The T-T-Ticker....

      Mom: What are you talking about?

      Dad: I have to go out into the backyard and get the ticker.

      Mom: Huh?

      By this time my dad woke up and was totally confused LOL. He didn't mean to say ticker, he was meaning to say trailer. Apparently he was having a dream that somebody asked him to haul something in his trailer.
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        Re: "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

        Sleep walking/talking is sometimes not all fun and games. We have alarms on our doors not to keep people out but to keep me in. I sleep walk and I've had some nasty accidents. As for the talking, ya my kids, when they were young, used to put tape recorders in my bedroom to tape me at night. So if my husband and I wanted to do the horizontal bop, we had to do a search for any recording devices.
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          Re: "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          So if my husband and I wanted to do the horizontal bop, we had to do a search for any recording devices.
          Oh please, you make motels sound like they're some sort of cruel, otherworldly den of bandits.
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