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    It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

    A friend showed this to me just now on MSN ...

    Pay An Atheist For Post-Rapture Pet Care - NewsOn6.com - Tulsa, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports - KOTV.com |



    Pay An Atheist For Post-Rapture Pet Care

    Posted: Oct 22, 2009 4:16 PM EDT Thursday, October 22, 2009 4:16 PM EST Updated: Oct 22, 2009 6:38 PM EDT Thursday, October 22, 2009 6:38 PM EST
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     Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner. (AP Photo)

    Associated Press
    ALSTEAD, N.H. -- Christians who believe they'll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets.
    For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15.
    The company's owner, Bart Centre, said his pet rescuers definitely won't be raptured because they've all blasphemed the Holy Spirit in writing, committing what they believe Jesus called the unforgivable sin.
    His Web site said the rescuers are animal lovers who "are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
    Centre said he doesn't believe in God or the rapture, but is offering a service for those who do.
    The service is available in 22 states, including Oklahoma.
    Learn more about how you can protect your pet post-rapture.

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    Tags: pets, rapture, safe
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    Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

    .......what?!

    .....wow......just wow......
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      Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

      This mans a fucking genius
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          Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

          My pets are Christians as well.... so this won't really work out for me.
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          • #6
            Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

            Probably shouldn't tell people about what you have locked in your basement, Evion.

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            Did anyone else hope this thread was about Bioshock? I still have that game installed...
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              Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

              Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
              BBQ won the thread. Lock it.
              Originally posted by Clever Ninja
              This mans a fucking genius
              I agree 100%.
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                Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

                Just when I thought the world couldn't be any dumber.
                A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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                Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                  Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

                  Originally posted by Armando View Post
                  BBQ won the thread. Lock it.
                  I second this motion.
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                  REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                  GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                  THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                  Matthew 16:15
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                    Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

                    Yeah nothing else to this thread really, just thought it was a funny story ^^

                    Can lock it now :3
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                    • #11
                      Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?

                      Wow...

                      This is actually kinda amusing lol. Who would actually pay for this anyways? Theres no signs of the rapture comeing soon anyways if people actually paid attention. XD
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