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    Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

    [ame="http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/284/"]Viddler.com - Vending Machine Fail - Uploaded by failblog@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.viddler.com/player/ee8ed74c/@@AMEPARAM@@ee8ed74c/[/ame]



    ^ that is so fucked up! Man I Failblog. I've seen things get stuck in a machine before but that's just bullshit!


    EDIT: Oh sweet Jesus just when I thought people couldn't be any more retarded;

    Bitch, are you for real?!



    EDIT 2: Okay I take that back, this is by far the most frightening thing involving a cop I've ever seen. Honestly WHAT THE FUCK?!


    Please tell me this isn't real... for love of humanity....
    Last edited by Malacite; 10-13-2009, 02:59 AM.
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    Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

    whats the problem with showing a little love to live stock?
    signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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      Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

      Cows learn anatomy differently than other farm animals.
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        mmmmoooo? mmmmooooooo!
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          Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

          Originally posted by Malacite View Post
          Please tell me this isn't real... for love of humanity
          lmao, that is so epic fail that I don't even know what to say about it. He's already going to get plenty of ridicule from his police co-workers and possibly from people he pulls over in the future.

          Originally posted by Malacite View Post
          Bitch, are you for real?!
          If you have a link for the rest of the article, I'd like to read it.
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            Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

            Originally posted by Malacite View Post
            Please tell me this isn't real... for love of humanity....
            Thats humans for ya...

            LOL @ the vid though. XD I needed that laugh.
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              Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

              I used to fill/fix vending machines for a living. I f**cking hated people that would not get the item yet keep putting money in. They'd come up to me with a complaint slip and it would say $5+ on it. I'd be like "Seriously?? You stood there and just kept giving the damn machine money even though you were getting nothing in return? You didn't notice that the machine doesn't have any flashing lights, ringing bells, or various fruit on spinning wheels, huh?"
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                Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

                lmfao, damn I feel for ya TGM. I only ever tried it a second time, if that.

                There's a video from failblog somewhere of an idiot kid who thought he'd jump kick the machine for fun and ended up smashing the glass and falling on his ass.... f'ing retard.
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                  Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

                  Honestly, this was back when candy bars and chips were 25 cents. So $5 worth was a lot of trying and nothing dropping. We eventually put a limit on refunds because of it. I also had to replace all the glass with plexiglass after an idiot broke the glass and cut himself because he was trying to beat the machine into dropping his shit. Or the idiots that would use some pointy item to stuff dollar bills into the changer because it would keep spitting them out. IT SPITS THEM OUT FOR A REASON! I always said I'd like to mount a camcorder in the break rooms just to see the idiots in action.
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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                    Re: Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    We eventually put a limit on refunds because of it. I also had to replace all the glass with plexiglass after an idiot broke the glass and cut himself because he was trying to beat the machine into dropping his shit. Or the idiots that would use some pointy item to stuff dollar bills into the changer because it would keep spitting them out. IT SPITS THEM OUT FOR A REASON!
                    Wow... What a bunch of Idiots.

                    It does get a bit annoying when it keeps spitting the bills out and you don't have any change, and no one else is around to exchange it with XD
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