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    I'm just glad im not a woman.. Good thing she had a C section. And he didn't even break the record of 23 lbs. Pic and video here http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/329994...ily/?GT1=43001

    He’s a bouncing baby boy who could break a knee — a mother in Jakarta, Indonesia, delivered a 19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section.The as-yet-unnamed baby’s arrival, chronicled on TODAY Thursday, was marked by a cry that sounded more like a roar and an appetite of epic proportions.
    The big baby, a weight record for a newborn in Indonesia, although a bit short of the world record of 23 pounds set in 1879, was likely caused by his mother having gestational diabetes. And even though mom Ani was saved the grueling task of pushing the child out herself, the surgery to bring him into the world was still touch and go.

    “This heavy baby made the surgery really tough, especially the process of taking him out of his mum’s womb,” Dr. Binsar Sitanggang told Agence France-Presse. “His legs were so big.”Big may be an understatement. The child was born at a birth weight that nears that of a year-old toddler, and in a picture taken of the baby alongside a normal birth-weight newborn, he seems triple the size.
    Doctors explained Ani’s diabetes likely caused the child to receive too much glucose in the womb, accounting for his massive size upon delivery — but so far, so good, in terms of the newborn’s health.
    Still, the wide-mouthed male proved to be a handful and then some upon his first few hours in the world. “He’s got a strong appetite, it’s almost nonstop feeding,” Dr. Sitanggang told the news agency.
    “This baby boy is extraordinary; the way he’s crying is not like a usual baby. It’s really loud.”
    The TODAY hosts dropped a collective jaw in eyeing a picture of the newborn — and then the jokes began. Al Roker commented on Big Baby lying next to the swaddled, normal-size newborn, saying, “He looked [over] and said, ‘Oooh, a burrito! In my belly!’ ”
    But Ann Curry said the outsize child may be a special gift to his mother, who has three older children. She commented that Ani has “more to love” with her newborn
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    I busted out laughing and woke my husband up from watching that video! LOL I loved when Al said "he looked to the left and said Oooo BURRITO!" lololololololol

    Both my kids were around 8 1/2 lbs when they were born and I thought that was huge!
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        Thank heavens her lady garden is still intact. Allthough why do they seem so suprised by it's size and weight. Do they not have scans and checkups there?

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          Originally posted by Satori View Post
          lady garden
          OHMYSCIENCE

          I lol'ed hard

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            Imagine 23lbs though..

            I am guessing these kids just stay that size till their age catches up with the size of their body??
            A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

            it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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            Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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              Yeah I can't even imagine carrying that around for months, how the hell ... fuck that.
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                Wow thats a BIG baby!
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                  Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                  Imagine 23lbs though..

                  I am guessing these kids just stay that size till their age catches up with the size of their body??
                  Ya, I would guess thats what will happen. My daughter was only 8 1/2 lbs at birth but she grew VERY fast. By the time she was 1 she was wearing a 4T (thats about what a 4 yr old would be wearing). She grew in length as well as weight so she wasn't fat, just the usually baby chubby. My sister had a baby 4 months later and it was freaky when she held them both because my daughter was HUGE compared to her baby. LOL Then my daughter just stayed around the same weight and gained a bit more in height until she was like 3 1/2.
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                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
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                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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                    I was tall for my age at 13.. I was almost 5'6 at 11.. Now I am stuck at 5'8 and everyone of my friends are 5'9+ lol
                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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