Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

[Aksannyi]

Meet the jeans that wink as you walk.

Winkers jeans

The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington. Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice.

He says he was sure that her jeans-clad bottom winked at him as she strolled by. A little more thought, and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds was born.


Winkers jeans



Jones experimented with his daughter's jeans and discovered he could indeed make the jeans wink, and came up with the name Winkers. His range isn't limited to just eyes, though - the range also features ducks that seem to quack, an owl that blinks, and a lion in a jungle scene. Note for stalkers: they're not actually winking at you. This is not a sign.

Winkers: the jeans that wink at you | Metro.co.uk

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Seriously ... wut? Just ... no. Please everyone don't ever put these on your body.

[Armando]

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Haha what the hell.

[BurningPanther]

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...and they just had to model them on the most unattractive asses they could find, nevermind the jeans being a fashion train wreck.

[Aksannyi]

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Well you gotta have a bit of junk in the trunk for them to actually work, skinny bitches aren't gonna wink really just look like their eyes are having a nervous twitch.

But yeah, that one woman with the owl ... she looked like a dump truck in pants.

[BurningPanther]

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Well you gotta have a bit of junk in the trunk for them to actually work, skinny bitches aren't gonna wink really just look like their eyes are having a nervous twitch.

Well shit, there are Applebottoms models that would work much better than picking up the chicks that hang around Wal Mart for fun.

But yeah, that one woman with the owl ... she looked like a dump truck in pants.

More like a softboiled egg squeezed into trousers.

[Feba]

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ONE:

Jones experimented with his daughter's jeans

Pervert.

TWO: I have never in my life seen someone wink upwards.

THREE: Fat people: You do not need your own sandwich. You need some self control.

Seriously now come on.

[Takelli]

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... Seriously? Why the hell would some one even THINK about buying something like that, let alone even think about inventing it...

<edit> Now I cant get the images out of my head! *shudder*

[Armando]

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In all fairness they said that about the Slinky and probably beer hats too.

A really long time ago they might've said the same thing about women's underwear too. But who am I kidding, the pants are still hideous.

[Malacite]

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that last pic is epic.

[Aksannyi]

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It's sad that so many American women right now saw this ad and thought about how they HAD to own a pair. You know the types, the same fatasses that think they look good in tube tops and biker shorts.

[ChocoboBunny]

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I was drinking orange juice, and spit it right back into the glass haha these jeans are retarded, and I wish i could find this visual of a girl with a tattoo of a a tiger on her well ya, and it looked awesome, but these are horrible on those ladies. ><

[Durahansolo]

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Oryl ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aksannyi]

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I should mention I didn't make that, I stole it. lol

[TheGrandMom]

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It's sad that so many American women right now saw this ad and thought about how they HAD to own a pair. You know the types, the same fatasses that think they look good in tube tops and biker shorts.

WTF!!? You say I have to get a pair and then you say this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Nice!

Unfortunately I have no "junk in the trunk" for these jeans. LOL And I think I have better taste too. Well....some of my family might not think I do after my nephews wedding this weekend. I bought a dress that I didn't try on until I got to Indianapolis and boy oh boy it was low cut! LOL It reminded me of the 70's though. It was a paisley print done in teal and chocolate brown with a halter top and was long to the floor with a ruffled hem. 70's style clothes = must buy when I see them!

[Aksannyi]

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WTF!!? You say I have to get a pair and then you say this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Nice!

LOL, naw, I'd hoped the "wink wink" would have indicated that I was kidding. I knew you would get a kick out of this topic which is why I called you out in the title.