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The ability to attract fleas.
The ability to attract fleas.
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Last edited by WishMaster3K; 06-10-2009, 12:18 AM.The Tao of Ren
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If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?Originally posted by Kaeko -
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The ability to make threads requiring one sentence replies.
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The ability to not want people to get carried away.
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(there, changed it slightly)The Tao of Ren
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If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?Originally posted by KaekoComment
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"I can talk to fish!" ~ Aquaman
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Does insomnia count as a crappy super power?Comment
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If you could deprive others of sleep as well, then maybe not so crappy.
The ability to bruise like a banana.The Tao of Ren
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If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?Originally posted by KaekoComment
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The ability to trip and fall every third step.Comment
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The ability to only see through lead.The Tao of Ren
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If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?Originally posted by KaekoComment
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The ability to transform meaningful, well-placed words and phrases into meaningless corporate buzzwords.
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Being able to recognize and pronounce any word/phrase/sentence of any language completely fluently and with the appropriate accent, yet still not knowing what any of it means.Last edited by Armando; 06-10-2009, 03:14 PM.
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If it does, then my "wakes up and goes to sleep at different times every day, cycling over a span of weeks" is truly the crappiest super power.Originally posted by Fliegar View Post
Also, the ability to make anything %10 larger or smaller than it already is.Comment
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Burger flipper man - To be able to flip burgers faster than anyone in the world..
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Originally posted by Armando View PostI am aware that there is a very subtle distinction, but for all practical purposes the distinction is meaningless. You came up with something practical, albeit on the level of "the ability to banish any insects within a x radius of me to a random location within a y radius of me, subtracting the area within x radius of me; y > x, and this works on a two-dimensional plane only so I don't accidentally warp any cockroaches over my head."Originally posted by Armando View Post
Now, if you want a really crappy super power, how about the ability to turn anything you touch in to go-
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Dagnabit, I can't even find a crappy super power that hasn't been taken. =/Originally posted by ArmandoOriginally posted by ArmandoOriginally posted by TaskmageMatthew 16:15Originally posted by TaskmageComment
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Knowing that a bunch of squiggly lines produce such-and-such string of syllables isn't the same as knowing what the word actually means.I am aware that there is a very subtle distinction, but for all practical purposes the distinction is meaningless.
The power basically adds up to being able to read anything out loud.Comment
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Why does this topic make me remember "Artie The Strongest Man in the World" from "Pete & Pete"?
Being able to punch keys on a keyboard faster than anyone in the world...You may not be able to spell anything, but man can you punch those keys.{New Sig in the works}
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