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  • #16
    Re: Crappy Super Powers

    The ability to sneeze a hundred times in a row (especially in hayfever season).
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    • #17
      Re: Crappy Super Powers

      I got one now; The ability to literally break wind.

      . . . bonus points if it's by breaking wind. >.>
      Originally posted by Armando
      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
      Originally posted by Armando
      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

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      • #18
        Re: Crappy Super Powers

        The ability to taste smells. Could be good but mostly bad.
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        • #19
          Re: Crappy Super Powers

          The ability to turn any squiggly into a work of art........sorta......
          Originally posted by Van Wilder
          Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          No matter how far an ass travels he will never be a horse. Some people are just bad players and no amount of tools you give them will change that.
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          • #20
            Re: Crappy Super Powers

            Mood Ring

            The ability of being able to randomly change colors with your skin to represent your mood.
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            Originally posted by Aksannyi
            "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
            Originally posted by Solymir
            What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?

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            • #21
              Re: Crappy Super Powers

              Originally posted by Erinrose View Post
              The ability to sneeze a hundred times in a row (especially in hayfever season).
              a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm..
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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              • #22
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                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm..
                Your orgasms suck.

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                • #23
                  Re: Crappy Super Powers

                  Originally posted by Feba View Post
                  Your orgasms suck.
                  I didnt say that was my sneeze.. but how good a person sneeze feels varies from person to person also.. So sneezing would be great crappy super power.
                  A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                  it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                  R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                  Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                  • #24
                    Re: Crappy Super Powers

                    One of my longtime subtle favorites: Super attention span. "I can stare at a wall for hours."
                    "And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"

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                    • #25
                      Re: Crappy Super Powers

                      What about a sub par attention span?

                      ---------- Post added at 07:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:54 PM ----------

                      The ability to rapidly change your mood based on a bunch of stupid reasons, even as much as numerous times an hour!

                      Well, my girlfriend already does that, so idk.
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                      • #26
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                        The ability to make someone feel worse than they already do, even when you're doing everything you possibly can to make them feel better.

                        I seem to have a knack for it lately.

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                        • #27
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                          The ability to blink without anyone noticing!
                          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                          • #28
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                            The ability to grow my nails...

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                            • #29
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                              The ability to be late for anything, no matter how early you prepare.

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                              • #30
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                                Hah! I actually have that ability!

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