Three wishes

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Three wishes

Suddenly everything makes sense.

Anyways, while we're on the fantasy girlfriend track, I actually wrote a description for mine down a while back. Unfortunately, writing things has a tendency to get them out of my mind, so recalling everything I wrote can be pretty darn difficult for me. Worse still is that I can't exactly just get the paper back and look at it again, as the reason I wrote it down in the first place was because it was an English class assignment. So, yeeeeaaahhhh . . .

I do remember that the teacher had remarked that he would love to hear a conversation between me and said fantasy girlfriend, if that means anything (probably would mean more for someone who knows me personally, but oh well). <_<

[Lmnop]

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I actually couldn't remember how many inches it was (you'd think it'd be easy to remember...) and had to whip up that comic when I originally posted to make sure it was 12. I'm a stickler for accuracy (though haste is still almost always better ._.).

[Taskmage]

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I think it was a ten inch pianist, but what the hell since we're being fanciful here anyway why not shoot for another two inches?

And Jarre, while I will agree that there is such a thing as too much size and it's more important how you use it, the saying that size doesn't matter is absolutely false. There are a lot of positions that just don't work without a certain amount of length.

.....

A friend tells me this.

[Aksannyi]

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I've been with um ... a few ... guys, and I still haven't found a perfect size, or one who didn't know how to please me with what he has. So maybe it does matter, but I've never been unsatisfied.

I don't think this is what you intended this thread to be about though! Also, can't believe no one commented on my awesome never out network.

[Taskmage]

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I started the thread as an excuse to wear my heart on my sleeve for a minute, which I hoped others would pick up and turn into something entertaining. The latter has definitely happened, just not entirely in the expected way.

[Lmnop]

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How can I be specific without ohhh getting banned for posting pornography?

I've found that just one finger can be capable of great things. So I imagine that while not entirely ideal, the lowest acceptable size is likely that of a very large finger. Of course, I'm no John Holmes, but it's still true that some situations - aided by a keen understanding of Geometry - really do run better with something larger than an aforementioned "very large finger."

French fries. We're talking about Arby's curly french fries, people. Move along.

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To be more precise, re:xkcd -- I tracked down the thread in their forums for that comic to find a poster's retelling of the original version. In his version, he noted 12 inch. But I imagine you're right; 10 is probably the original telling. Alas! My inaccuracy has been unearthed!

[Feba]

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actually lmnop, if you post pornography, you'll probably only get a ton of points and start a shitstorm.

true story.

[Aksannyi]

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What if he just puts it in spoiler tags and marks it NSFW?

[Taskmage]

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Lemme dig up our guidelines for explicit content ...

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That was easy, just had to search the staff lounge for the word "nipples"

Well, unless PiNG says otherwise, or a large majority of the moderator team says otherwise, simple guidelines:

• Smooth crotch area depicting no details of sexual organs are okay. (I.E. Maniquin crotch area)
• Crotch area showing shapes or details of sexual organs are prohibited.
• Female nipples exposure are prohibited.
• Smooth breasts with no nipples are okay.
• Buttocks exposure is okay.
• Very obvious sexual positions/actions (moving GIFs) prohibited.
• Suggestive positions/actions are okay.
• Images that are abusive of the guidelines above are prohibited.

I'm going to have to guess that whatever you're wanting to post is not allowed.

[Aksannyi]

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I was kidding regardless. If I want porn I can go pretty much anywhere else for it.

[Lmnop]

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That was easy, just had to search the staff lounge for the word "nipples".

I lol'd.

You misunderstand; I meant "will my words be considered pornography?" Not any picture content. Cue Ms. Farmer announcing "I want you to acknowledge that pornography is being taught in our school system!"

And now I'm responsible for a page-long derail. ._.

[Raydeus]

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A word worth more than a thousand pictures and a google search.

[Feba]

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This reminds me of the time I was using my mother's computer and found 'bukkake' in google's search history.

I'm still confused, to be honest.

[Jarre]

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Erm that is not a good thing to find on your mothers computer feba lol.... erm... ewww... ah.....

I lived in a boarding hosue so got sex ed from the seniors, and the obligitory 3am porno that we watched on a saturday night. I unfortunately know too many of the common and some uncomman phrases and worrying still a hotel in spain i stayed at had one of those parties in the room next door, still you can't say she didn't get enough protein that night

Now after everyone has thrown up.... I saw Jean michel Jarre last night and it was a brilliant gig with his laser harp and lots of lazer effects etc. heres a few picies to try and "raise" this conversation from the gutter...









Oh and I need to add owning this laser harp onto my wish list lol...

[Raydeus]

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Oi Jarre, those pics don't have any sound. How am I supposed to know what it was like.