Three wishes

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Three wishes

1. "Magic pockets" - reach in them and then the exact amount of money I need to pay for the task at hand would appear.

2. Any and all abilities my in-game character has, at any time. Just Silence alone would be well worth it, but it'd be freaking cool to level-up in real life the same time my character does (of course, I could level-down, as well, if I'm not careful in-game . . . ). I suppose if I wanted to cheat, I could say that, since my in-game character doesn't actually age, I would then gain eternal youth as well, but not eternal life, as real life is kind of lacking in Home Points.

3. The ability to draw, or otherwise create (like singing, in the case of music), anything that I can think of with an at least half-decent amount of competence.

[Raydeus]

Re: Three wishes

1) I would ask to become a Q.

Then I would proceed to spend the next few hundreds of thousands of years looking for my truth and my purpose to exist.


The rest of my wishes would be then put on hold till I actually needed them. But would probably (after maybe hundreds of thousands of years) be on the lines of:

2) Know everything I still don't know about the past/present/future of the universe and about (if they actually exist) gods and higher existences if I wasn't able to interact with them by my own means.

3) To die.



...what? <_<

[Mcinnis]

Re: Three wishes

Teleportation

My own army of ninja's

Ability to breathe fire

[Malacite]

Re: Three wishes

1) To fix things with the woman I love and maybe get married this time
2) Eternal life/youth for me and said woman
3) Magical powers? Hell I dunno, I'd be happy with just the 1st wish but being able to heal people, become a cat person etc would be cool. Or I could just wish to become the world's only Spartan II. That'd be bad ass =3

[Lmnop]

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My FFXI wishes aside...

1) A 12-inch pianist
2) Be a SeeD, and live in the world of FF8
3) Be able to reprogram Feba's android whenever I want.

[Armando]

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1) Become a modular combat android. Alternatively, become a genetically enhanced super athlete with a modular combat armor. In either case, a chargeable beam weapon, some sort of shield, a grappling beam and a melee weapon are a must. MegaManning is optional, but upgradeability is mandatory.
2) Have a built-in teleportation device that at least lets me teleport to specific places.
3) A hot combat android/genetically-enhanced armored super athlete girlfriend.

[Taskmage]

Re: Three wishes

1) A 12-inch pianist

To play your fully functional miniature grand piano or in the hope that the genie mishears you?

[Feba]

Re: Three wishes

1) Become a modular combat android. Alternatively, become a genetically enhanced super athlete with a modular combat armor. In either case, a chargeable beam weapon, some sort of shield, a grappling beam and a melee weapon are a must. MegaManning is optional, but upgradeability is mandatory.
2) Have a built-in teleportation device that at least lets me teleport to specific places.
3) A hot combat android/genetically-enhanced armored super athlete girlfriend.

I think everyone stands behind me when I say neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrd!




not that those wouldn't be pretty awesome.

[Jarre]

Re: Three wishes

He he I must admit that was a bit over the top Armando with everyone else talking about money and happiness.

and LMnop, you'd only sleep with buckets if you think women want you to have a 12 inche, maybe learn a bit more about that species to know its more how you use it then having to have a babys arm dangling out of your pants.

[Armando]

Re: Three wishes

Hey, if I get 3 wishes I may as well ask for stuff that's most definitely out of my reach! =P I won't deny that I'm a nerd.

In all fairness Jarre maybe Lmnop has a habit of cockslapping people, and a footlong would make the slap sound all the more satisfying.

I don't know.

[Feba]

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To be fair, Armando, I didn't think it was that bad until I got to "hot combat android/genetically-enhanced armored super athlete girlfriend".

Pretty much every goddamn word in your third wish was nerdy.

[Lmnop]

Re: Three wishes

and LMnop, you'd only sleep with buckets if you think women want you to have a 12 inche, maybe learn a bit more about that species to know its more how you use it then having to have a babys arm dangling out of your pants.

I don't get it. I'm certain the ladies would love the romantic piano music always pouring out of my pockets.

Armando: a wish is already a severe fracture of physics. So why wish for a teleportation device that can be stolen or broken when you can wish for the ability to teleport? Though, I'd specify "all the powers of all the heroes of the marvel universe with none of the drawbacks and capable of suppressing and controlling all powers as I see fit." Don't want any blue fur, afterall.

[Armando]

Re: Three wishes

Feba: It's not nerdier than asking for a typical helpless damsel in distress girlfriend though. I prefer women that can literally kick ass (e.g. Samus Aran, Agrias/Miluda, Ashe.) They get bonus points if they could kick *my* ass too.

Lmnop: An android with teleporting superpowers is weird. An android with some sort of built-in teleportation device makes a lot more sense. I like coherence.

[Feba]

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Armando, mayhap you aren't reading your own words.

You said genetic experiment super athlete.

That is a bit nerdier than a Mary Sue.

[Taskmage]

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