Three wishes

[Taskmage]

Self explanatory. If you could wish for three and only three things, what would they be.

1) enough money to do what I want with my life without regard for how profitable it is
2) someone who'll never turn me down for sex
3) a friend that I don't have to wear a mask for

Immortality gets an honorable mention but didn't make the list, which I guess says a lot about where I'm coming from.

[Feba]

Re: Three wishes

depends. if we're talking about genie wishes,
1- Immortality, preferably with my age set around 8-14.
2- Infinite funds.
3- Ability to manipulate passage through time and space.

The last one largely to keep myself from going insane. Being able to travel back to the 1500s and pants some poor Chinese farmer would be nice. Also, freezing time to do various things would be nice.

If we're talking about more practical things that could actually (in the most warped sense of the word) happen in the near future,
1- Inheritance of billions.
2- Human-like android. I've gotten to the point where I basically cannot fully trust actual people.
3- A cure.

[Lmnop]

Re: Three wishes

I wish for:
1) Multiple "optimum" builds, as opposed to everyone just needing more haste. I want crit builds and double attack builds and nerfed multi-hitters to help along the last.
2) A return of PLD/not-nin tanking.
3) A standard SC/MB party capable of 15-20k/hour.

>.>

And who the fuck would want to be 8 years old for 60,000 years? Meh, your wish.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Three wishes

1. Enough funds to support myself and my children for the rest of our lives, to include housing, sustenance, and college, so that I'll never have to work another day in my life. Work is stupid and I'm lazy. And spending the time with them and watching them grow has always been more important to me than answering phones for some retarded company that won't matter in 20 years.

2. To be a better dancer: not only be more skilled at something I truly enjoy doing, but to even have the appropriate body type for it. Not saying I'm fat or anything, but I'm not slim (anymore) and my legs are not long, my shape is not correct. Only good part of my body for dancing is my feet, which is arguably the most important part, but I want to be able to feel like I can fly when I'm dancing. (There are days that I have this feeling, but they don't often happen. I want it always!)

3. Never ending internet connection that NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER goes out. EVER. I seriously mean never, even if the power goes out the internet will not. EVER. And I want to access it from anywhere in the world. Julia.net, fuck yeah that sounds awesome. My own personal ISP that never ever goes out.

That pretty much covers it. Everything else will just fall into place if I can have those three things.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Three wishes

2- Human-like android. I've gotten to the point where I basically cannot fully trust actual people.

Wouldn't androids just be made by people. If you can't trust people, you couldn't trust a droid?

Would you trust this droid, meatbag?



My three wishes... hmmmmmm...

Outlaw High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Remove Hayden Christiansen from Star Wars.
And be the captain of my own starship.

[Murphie]

Re: Three wishes

1. Enough money to last me the rest of my life and someone to manage it for me, because I sure as hell can't seem to do it myself.

2. Enough time to focus on the things I love in life, like learning, and teaching.

3. A relationship with someone who understands and loves me better than anyone else in the world save themselves.

[Feba]

Re: Three wishes

And who the fuck would want to be 8 years old for 60,000 years?

Feba didn't always hate everything.

Wouldn't androids just be made by people.

Yeah, but it would take malicious programming to make an untrustworthy android. Plus, a good enough android can modify its own programming to make itself even more trustworthy.

[Jarre]

Re: Three wishes

1. Enough money to live a reasonable happy life to pay for the building of my dream home, nice car, someone to help around the house and a personal physio and hydrotherapy pool and facilities to help my long battle with spine injury.

2. A girl who will want me for me and not money.

3. To loose weight in the least painfull way possible and not starve myself.

[Firewind]

Re: Three wishes

1) A guitar with more than 2 working pickups and machine heads that will actually keep the strings tuned instead of turning and letting the strings slip out of tune every time I play something faster than an 8th note.

2) The house prices in the UK crashing to a level that people my age can actually afford to move out instead of ending up £150k in debt to get a mortgage on some tiny little apartment.

3) Something to cure my ADD.

[Ketaru]

Re: Three wishes

- A better job, preferably one of the two I recently applied for as a Behavior Assistant or Behavior Counselor.
- Lysol and Axe to be prohibited from being brought to the workplace...actually...just about any fragranted product.
- Go back 5 years for an opportunity to redo college.

[Erinrose]

Re: Three wishes

1) Enough money to live on comfortably for the rest of my life.
2) No more achy bones (I have arthritis - not too bad but bad enough),
3) Lots of holidays in sunny/hot places.

[Caspian]

Re: Three wishes

1. Enough money to never worry about money again, including buying lots of nice stuff for my friends and family.
2. Telekinesis, as long as we're dreaming I want to move shit with my mind..
3. I guess I'll say Immortality, but with a *. I want to be able to die when I finally decide I want it to happen. Hell, I'm not even 29 and I'm already bored. It would be nice to not worry about physical danger in certain situations. Removing the Flight from the Fight or Flight Response.

Feba, what if it decides that your pessimism is a plague on the human race and removes you from it?

[Feba]

Re: Three wishes

Then it wouldn't be a very well programmed android.

[Ameroth]

Re: Three wishes

Then it wouldn't be a very well programmed android.

Idk, sounds like it'd be working fine to me.

1. Remove poverty from the entire planet
2. A never-ending supply of DJ/mixing equipment
3. three more wishes.

[Sekighara]

Re: Three wishes

1. replenish all the natural oil, minerals, and alloy humans removed from the earth till date.
2. revert the atmosphere back to how it was in 1520
3. Plans to a accurate and pin point design warp drive that will allow galaxy to galaxy travel in little under 24 hours.