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  • #31
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    I bought my mom a card, and my brother and I took her out for supper. We then proceeded to the liquor store where she grabbed some peer and we promptly returned home so she could destroy the bathroom. (She's wanted to re-do it for the longest time, so she busted a wall, got a leak fixed, got a new bathtub and sink).

    All in all, I'd say it has been a good day. I even got a case of beer out of it.
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    • #32
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      See now that I'd LOVE! Helping me out with some renovations! I need to get at stuff but my daughter and her kids live with me so tearing up the house right now isn't an option...........but boy oh boy after she moves out!! GIVE ME THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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      • #33
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        Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
        See now that I'd LOVE! Helping me out with some renovations! I need to get at stuff but my daughter and her kids live with me so tearing up the house right now isn't an option...........but boy oh boy after she moves out!! GIVE ME THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
        I havn't been able to help too much, as she's hogging all of the work. The most I've done is plastered some parts of the walls, and leveled the floor. The rest of it she wants to do her herself.
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        • #34
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          Mother's day here is on May 10th and this year I decided to simply make my mom proud she had a son like me.

          So I went and got almost 10 merits.


          Pretty sure it was mission accomplished.
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          • #35
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            Originally posted by raydeus View Post
            mother's day here is on may 10th and this year i decided to simply make my mom proud she had a son like me.

            So i went and got almost 10 merits.


            Pretty sure it was mission accomplished.
            lololololol
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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            • #36
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              I took my Mom to McDonalds.


              fuck yes.
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              • #37
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                Hey I've been addicted to McD's for most of my life! LOL I remember when I got $5 for my birthday one year, I immediately announced the next time we went to McD's I was buying 30 hamburgers and freezing them. Since there was only one McD's and it wasn't close, my mom didn't have to worry about that happening or so she thought. I was DETERMINED to get those hamburgers and I saved that damn $5 till someone finally trekked out to McD's. She instantly burst my bubble though when she took the $5 away from me so I couldn't buy them. And to this day, I am addicted to McD's hamburgers. It's all that I eat there so I'd be very happy with that Mother's Day gift Feba. LOL
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #38
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                  well, we were just out late shopping, we were going to go somewhere a teeny bit fancier (Red Robin).

                  Although, I decided to take another walk to the library today (good excuse to spend an hour listening to language tapes and audiobooks anyway), and while I was talking a break at a park I found a penny and an MCD gift card. Only 24 cents left on the card, but a quarter found is a quarter earned, or something. I still owe her a nice(r) dinner, anyway.
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                  • #39
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                    Hey I've been addicted to McD's for most of my life! LOL I remember when I got $5 for my birthday one year, I immediately announced the next time we went to McD's I was buying 30 hamburgers and freezing them. Since there was only one McD's and it wasn't close, my mom didn't have to worry about that happening or so she thought. I was DETERMINED to get those hamburgers and I saved that damn $5 till someone finally trekked out to McD's. She instantly burst my bubble though when she took the $5 away from me so I couldn't buy them. And to this day, I am addicted to McD's hamburgers. It's all that I eat there so I'd be very happy with that Mother's Day gift Feba. LOL
                    I once told my friends we should order what I called "The Cube." Three people (me and two friends) buy 3 orders of mozzarella sticks each. Each order is 3 sticks, so we're really asking for 3^3 mozzarella sticks. And so we did.

                    Most pointless/unrelated story ever.

                    What I gave my mom for Mother's Day: Remembering Mother's Day in the first place (I forget most dates), a kiss and a hug, and doing the dishes.
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                    • #40
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                      Sent a text to my ex (mother of my daughter) wishin her a happy mothers day. after that, i went with my parents to mexico for a big family dinner for my mom, grandma (dads side) and my aunts. Had brisket and all other sorts of goodies. good times were had by all!
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                      • #41
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                        Took my mom to Zions National Park for a day. Then to a little local pizza parlor. Was a good day.

                        Read if you don't value your braincells.
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