Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

[Feba]

<Text that sounds like something SE might actually write!>

<JOB>!

[PICTURE TOOK OVER 9000 HOURS IN MS PAINT]

[DESCRIPTION TEXT FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE.]

Note:[LIST FUNNY MEDICAL SIDE EFFECTS. BONUS POINTS FOR MAKING PUP SOUND LIKE A DISEASE.]

[DESCRIPTION FOR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NICE, BUT SE'S JUST NOT GONNA DO.]

Note: [MAKE JABS THAT YOU THINK ARE SUBTLE AT HOW DENSE ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO BE TO BUY IT.]

<JOB 2>!

[DESCRIPTION MOCKS SAID JOB, TALKS ABOUT HOW IT WAS COMPLETELY USELESS BEFORE]

Note: [JOB IS NOW ONLY MOSTLY USELESS]

[PICTURE MADE USING OLD SPELL ANIMATIONS IN MODEL VIEWER]

[DESCRIPTION TALKS ABOUT HOW AMAZING PHOTOS ARE]

Other updates!

[COMPLETELY POINTLESS ABILITY, DESIGNED ENTIRELY AROUND HAVING A CRAPPY PUN AS A NAME]

[THE WORLD IS NOW CONTROLLED BY MOOGLES FOR SOME REASON]

[MORE JABS AT ANYONE WHO BELIEVES WHAT YOU'RE SAYING]

[EVERYONE ON BAHAMUT IS BANNED. NO QUESTIONS.]





There. We good now?

[Balfree]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

The internet makes me angry

[Feba]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

The internet makes me angry

I know right.

[Jarre]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

Well i played a little prank on my work collegue

I screenshotted his desktop with all his Icons etc. (Its a mac) then moved all his icons to his documents folder and set the background to the screen shotted image. he spent 10 minutes trying to work out why his project folder would not open when clicking on it and after 2 restarts and me trying to control myself from pissing with laughter I eventually broke it to him

[Balfree]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I've done that once to a coworker Jarre, lol!

Was hilarious.

[Durahansolo]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)



^^Caught this on PC World earlier

This girl I sat next to in one of my college classes got one of these and thought it was real. I was like dood you are gonna get soooo ripped off lol. So then she starts asking people if it was legit and everybody said no. Eventually she even got the teacher in on it, and even he said it was a scam.

[Neomage]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

Well i played a little prank on my work collegue

I screenshotted his desktop with all his Icons etc. (Its a mac) then moved all his icons to his documents folder and set the background to the screen shotted image. he spent 10 minutes trying to work out why his project folder would not open when clicking on it and after 2 restarts and me trying to control myself from pissing with laughter I eventually broke it to him

I didn't do this myself, but I thought it was hilarious. One of my friends wrote a simple batch message about how Windows had encountered a fatal error and needed to be shut down, all in the BSoD of course. After it started the "shutdown", it said Fatal Memory Error: Deleting Files. It then proceeded to scan every single file on the computer and list them in order - it actually looked like the computer was deleting them. He freaked out!

[Elwynn]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I had an idea that I just don't feel like photoshopping.

[4 pictures of goblins, starting with Smithy and Butcher]

New Goblins Get Crafty!

We are proud to introduce a new type of monster, one that uses crafting in battle! Goblin Smithy and Goblin Butcher will now have Smithing and Cooking skills respectively, and two new goblins, Goblin Baker and Goblin Candlestick Maker have been added with Cooking and Goldsmithing skills. The new abilities will let them use food for enhanced abilities, and create new weapons for a more challenging fight!

[picture of goblin in '60s peacenik outfit]

Another new goblin, Goblin Draft Dodger will have the ability to cause players to remove their weapons and sit down in protest. Watch out for when Goblin Patrolman links with Goblin Draft Dodger, and breaks up your party's sit-in with a beat-down! Groovy, man!

[DakAttack]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

Another new goblin, Goblin Draft Dodger will have the ability to cause players to remove their weapons and sit down in protest. Watch out for when Goblin Patrolman links with Goblin Draft Dodger, and breaks up your party's sit-in with a beat-down! Groovy, man!

I know you weren't advertising anything, but I want to buy it anyways.

[Solymir]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I loved the screenshot = desktop joke that's hillarious. The one about the faux deleting files was also funny, but very mean.

[Durahansolo]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I had an idea that I just don't feel like photoshopping.

[4 pictures of goblins, starting with Smithy and Butcher]

New Goblins Get Crafty!

We are proud to introduce a new type of monster, one that uses crafting in battle! Goblin Smithy and Goblin Butcher will now have Smithing and Cooking skills respectively, and two new goblins, Goblin Baker and Goblin Candlestick Maker have been added with Cooking and Goldsmithing skills. The new abilities will let them use food for enhanced abilities, and create new weapons for a more challenging fight!

[picture of goblin in '60s peacenik outfit]

Another new goblin, Goblin Draft Dodger will have the ability to cause players to remove their weapons and sit down in protest. Watch out for when Goblin Patrolman links with Goblin Draft Dodger, and breaks up your party's sit-in with a beat-down! Groovy, man!

You forgot the Goblins that are in areas that feature clamming: The Goblin Scoobadivers. Goblin Scoobadivers drop double gil and also may drop a Treasure Casket filled with Goblin Masks.

BTW I like the Goblin Draft Dodger bit lmao. The first time I saw a Goblin Draftee I said "Dang! They didn't really want to be in the Crystal War, they got Drafted!"

[Omniblast]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I'm kinda tempted...

[Feba]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

Don't worry, I had that show up once.

It only works if you're actually a mod.

[Omniblast]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

Oh look, I am a mod. Super too boot, thanks for asking.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Obligitory April 1 Thread (04/01/2009)

I may just pull the "I'm pregnant" one, but I don't think Steve will fall for that. I use it too much.

One time we were lying down together at his place and just watching some TV, he had his arm around me and his hand on my belly, so I said, "You feel that? That was the baby." He jumped about a mile. I laughed so fucking hard.