Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

    ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

    You've all seen him, but now see him all old and beat-up lookin'.

    Apparently, after liquor and hooker-funtyme, beatings ensued for both the salesman and the expensive hooker, sustained from each other.

    She wasn't bad looking tho.




    PLD75 DRK60 lots of other levels.
    ------
    Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
    When ignorance reigns, life is lost

    Tags: bad, hooker, shamwow
    • Thanks 0
  • #2
    Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

    Shamwow's got nothing on Billy Mayes. One of his commercials I could have sworn was still swear is self-parody.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8lEQCV3Keg"]YouTube - Billy Mays ESPN360.com Office[/ame]
    Originally posted by Armando
    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
    Originally posted by Armando
    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
    Matthew 16:15
    • Thanks 0

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

      Fan.Tas.Tic.
      The Tao of Ren
      FFXIV LowRes Benchmark - 5011

      If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
      Originally posted by Kaeko
      As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.
      • Thanks 0

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

        He looks like Rorschach.
        I swear she looks like a small time actress, but I can't think of who. Maybe it was one of those movies.
        I RNG 75 I WAR 37 I NIN 38 I SAM 50 I Woodworking 92+2

        PSN: Caspian
        • Thanks 0

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

          BILLY MAYS REDUB < Video Playlist | Embedr
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
          • Thanks 0

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

            WTF says the vid is unavailable in my country or domain.

            To which I respond;

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsONo6Ycn5I"]YouTube - SOUTH PARK :CANADA ON STRIKE SONG[/ame]
            sigpic


            "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"
            • Thanks 0

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              BILLY MAYS REDUB < Video Playlist | Embedr
              CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TGM I watched em all, that was epically hillarious. "Someone decided to have sex in a vase." Priceless
              {New Sig in the works}
              -----------------------
              "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

              Originally posted by Aksannyi
              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
              Originally posted by Solymir
              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
              • Thanks 0

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                If it were Billy Mays in this situation.

                I would have to say that the prophecy: "You're gonna love my nuts" obviously turned out to be false.
                sigpic
                ~Aksannyi~~Hades~~75WHM~75RDM~75BLM~75SMN~73WAR~67SCH~47BRD~
                ~Mama Gamer~~Quitted July 2009/Bannt October 2009~~Excellence LS~
                ~I has a blog~~http://aksannyi.livejournal.com/~
                ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~




                • Thanks 0

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                  No, Billy Mays doesn't need hookers. He has a show coming out on Discovery Channel, he's gonna have more women on his nuts than he'll know what to do with.
                  I RNG 75 I WAR 37 I NIN 38 I SAM 50 I Woodworking 92+2

                  PSN: Caspian
                  • Thanks 0

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                    Yea um.... not that funny tbh. All he did was cuss a lot.

                    Now this is funny;


                    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOjfxEejS2Y&feature=related"]YouTube - George Bush on Global Warming - Spoof by Will Ferrell[/nomedia]

                    Nobody does Bush like Will Ferrell.

                    EDIT: Why the crap won't it put the video up instead of the URL...
                    sigpic


                    "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"
                    • Thanks 0

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                      Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                      Nobody does Bush like Will Ferrell.
                      Lol ... not touching that one.
                      sigpic
                      ~Aksannyi~~Hades~~75WHM~75RDM~75BLM~75SMN~73WAR~67SCH~47BRD~
                      ~Mama Gamer~~Quitted July 2009/Bannt October 2009~~Excellence LS~
                      ~I has a blog~~http://aksannyi.livejournal.com/~
                      ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~




                      • Thanks 0

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                        LOL bad Aky! Seriously though the guy's too good.
                        sigpic


                        "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"
                        • Thanks 0

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                          Originally posted by Caspian View Post
                          He has a show coming out on Discovery Channel, he's gonna have more women on his nuts than he'll know what to do with.
                          It's a shame they're all going to be squirrels.
                          • Thanks 0

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                            Once again Feba, dry your eyes with a Sham Wow while using your Snuggie and staring at your Victory Plate.
                            Thanks Kazuki.
                            Dragoon Equipment
                            • Thanks 0

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: ShamWow, Bad Hooker.

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              It's a shame they're all going to be squirrels.
                              Relevant.
                              Originally posted by Armando
                              No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                              Originally posted by Armando
                              Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                              REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                              GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                              THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                              Matthew 16:15
                              • Thanks 0

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X