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My wife just sent me this one: Woot Shirt : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service (SM)
This is how my kids are learning the alphabet. Except for Z maybe. <_<
A is for Atlas, a hard working guy.
B is for Bahamut, feeding billions if fried.
C is for Cerberus, the trinity dog.
D is for Dragon, counts gold all day long.
E is for Eris, she thinks she’s all that.
F is for Fenrir, on Tyr’s hand got fat.
G is for Gorgon, Jeff Lynne is her fave.
H is for Hades, where dead goth chicks rave.
I is for Icarus, warm, waxed and in terror.
J is for Juno, who knows Michael Cera.
K is for Kitsune, but only nerds care,
L is for Leviathan, you sailors beware,
M is for Minotaur, in a labyrinth, not maze.
N is for Nuckelavee, it’s Scottish, okay?
O is for Osiris, dude, c’mon, she’s your sis.
P is for Poseidon, knows all of the fish.
Q is for Quetzalcoatl, which is really quite odd.
R is for Ra, the cheerleader god.
S is for Sobek, aw, what a cute hat.
T is for Thor, but you Thorly knew that.
U is for Unicorn, ha ha, you don’t date.
V is for Venus, and she’s Vulcan’s mate.
W is for Wraith, behind his poncho hid.
X is for Xana, so watch out for your kids.
Y is for Youkai, superspryte might be fond.
and Z is for Zeus, probably doin’ your mom.
My wife just sent me this one: Woot Shirt : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service (SM)
This is how my kids are learning the alphabet. Except for Z maybe. <_<
A is for Atlas, a hard working guy.
B is for Bahamut, feeding billions if fried.
C is for Cerberus, the trinity dog.
D is for Dragon, counts gold all day long.
E is for Eris, she thinks she’s all that.
F is for Fenrir, on Tyr’s hand got fat.
G is for Gorgon, Jeff Lynne is her fave.
H is for Hades, where dead goth chicks rave.
I is for Icarus, warm, waxed and in terror.
J is for Juno, who knows Michael Cera.
K is for Kitsune, but only nerds care,
L is for Leviathan, you sailors beware,
M is for Minotaur, in a labyrinth, not maze.
N is for Nuckelavee, it’s Scottish, okay?
O is for Osiris, dude, c’mon, she’s your sis.
P is for Poseidon, knows all of the fish.
Q is for Quetzalcoatl, which is really quite odd.
R is for Ra, the cheerleader god.
S is for Sobek, aw, what a cute hat.
T is for Thor, but you Thorly knew that.
U is for Unicorn, ha ha, you don’t date.
V is for Venus, and she’s Vulcan’s mate.
W is for Wraith, behind his poncho hid.
X is for Xana, so watch out for your kids.
Y is for Youkai, superspryte might be fond.
and Z is for Zeus, probably doin’ your mom.
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