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    statesman.com | Man accused of choking girlfriend with Wii controller | The Blotter

    "An Austin man has been accused of trying to choke his girlfriend with the cord of a Wii video game controller after she became angry that he had eaten all of her Girl Scout cookies, according to an arrest affidavit.
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    Christina Alvarado told Austin police that she woke up her boyfriend, Daniel Alvarez, 21, Monday morning after discovering her cookies were gone, according to the affidavit.

    Alvarez became upset that Alvarado woke him and began to yell at her, according to the affidavit. Alvarado told police that Alvarez got her into a choke hold that lasted several seconds before she was able to hit him in the eye to break free, according to the affidavit.

    The two struggled until they ended up in the living room, where Alvarez grabbed a Wii controller, according to the affidavit. He put his knees on her chest to pin her down and strangled her with the cord of the video game controller, according to the affidavit.

    Alvarado was able to free herself and call 911. Alvarez fled the home but was arrested soon after, according to the affidavit. Alvarado had a faint mark from a cord around her neck, shortness of breath, trouble speaking and was coughing when police arrived, the affidavit said.

    Alvarez remained in the Travis County jail today with bail set at $40,000. He is facing second degree felony charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury, which is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.
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    Originally posted by Feba
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    Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...



    RTFM.

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    • #3
      Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...

      Not the cookies!

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      • #4
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        Isn't 21 too old to date someone selling girl scout cookies?
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        • #5
          Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...

          Ya...Girl Scout cookies too. If they were the Thin Mints, she should have been strangling HIM!
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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          • #6
            Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...

            Or maybe she should be thanking him? Those cookies are hideously unhealthy.

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            • #7
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              Is this really a man?
              signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Balfree View Post


                Is this really a man?
                OMG BALFREE NOEZ!!!!!!!! For some odd reason I thought it was the wife lmfao. EDIT: Or is it really the wife and they're trying to show the strangle marks?
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                • #9
                  Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...

                  All I can think of after reading this is: "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?" Then I saw the dude...

                  I don't believe in woman on woman violence. I mean, it sounds good in theory, but it never quite works out to the shredded clothing induced make out session you were hoping for. Nails come out, someone gets their face maimed, other girl's in prison now... yeah, not worth it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Another use for that Nunchuck cord...

                    at last something good to do on the wii

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