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    Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

    FOXNews.com - Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes on Audience - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News


    This stuff writes itself.
    Tags: audience, bill, gates, jar, mosquitoes, releases
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    Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

    Talk about a f*cking motivational tool. I'd probably be a lot more gung-ho about eradicating malaria if I thought I was in a room with infected mosquitos. A video of this talk should be on ted.com tomorrow.
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      Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

      It's only really effective if he started soliciting donations at that point.
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        Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

        Next year its gonna be Ebola and he'll unleash hundreds of monkeys.
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          Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

          ...I guess it is okay to make your point like that. My crystal ball tells me that I would end up in jail.

          I wonder if I could walk into a pet shop and request disease free mosquitoes....
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            Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

            Ah, Bill Gates pissing more people off.........this really isn't anything new is it? LOL

            I believe in giving back to the community no matter what your financial situation is. You can be dirt poor and still contribute your time and effort to a cause. He contributes all three and that makes him alright in my book.
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              Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

              Whats the problem? You go outside and there's mosquitoes everywhere...

              Really wish they had malaria.

              He has money to bail out of jail anyway.
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                Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                Originally posted by Caspian View Post
                Next year its gonna be Ebola and he'll unleash hundreds of monkeys.
                Next year it'll be Rabies and he'll "Release the Hounds!"
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                  Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                  Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                  Next year it'll be Rabies and he'll "Release the Hounds!"
                  No, no he'll release BATS!! Oh ya that would be SO awesome! GUANO FOR EVERYONE!!
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                    Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                    Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                    Next year it'll be Rabies and he'll "Release the Hounds!"
                    '...or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you'


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                      Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                      AIDS and horny monkeys.
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                        Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                        Originally posted by Caspian View Post
                        AIDS and horny monkeys.
                        . . .
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                          Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                          . . .
                          The video would be number one on youtube.
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                            Re: Bill Gates releases jar of mosquitoes on audience.

                            Originally posted by Caspian View Post
                            The video would be number one on youtube.
                            Fixed.




                            We all know Bill Gates is a sexy beast.
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                              OMG FEBA!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (laughing so hard....thanks a lot! ><)
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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