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  • #31
    Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

    I don't know about the rest of you men out there, but I'm going to drag my phone behind me on a leash from now on!

    And yes, a life without a penis is not a life worth living... 99% of the women in the world also live by this motto, they just dont carry the penis on their person at all times. ^.^
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    • #32
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      This is so crazy! I had just ordered a clip-on dick holder for my Iphone off of amazon. Ya know? Like it looks like a cock-ring, that you attach your Iphone to.

      Totally sending it back now.
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      • #33
        Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

        Originally posted by ShepardG View Post
        This is so crazy! I had just ordered a clip-on dick holder for my Iphone off of amazon. Ya know? Like it looks like a cock-ring, that you attach your Iphone to.

        Totally sending it back now.


        Shepard I don't know what you were drinking before you posted that, but I want a watered down version of it XD
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        • #34
          Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

          Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
          I don't know if they count since according to most of them they realized that their body was not right for their mindset. So when they "realized" themselves they figured out they'd rather and they were "supposed to" be the opposite sex. So they had a equipment swap. Kinda like how the "Pregnant Man" doesn't count as a man either...
          It was mostly in response to this reply to TGM...

          Originally posted by Clever Ninja View Post
          You've never had one, what would you know!
          so yes, I think transexuals DO count!
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          • #35
            Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

            I see some new cell phone accessories in the future. Like cell phone jackets made out of the various bullet resistant materials.
            "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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            • #36
              Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

              Originally posted by Nuriko View Post
              so yes, I think transexuals DO count!
              Wait, are we talking about pre-op or post-o...nvm subject dropped. {Connection Lost}
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              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
              Originally posted by Solymir
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              • #37
                Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                Originally posted by meSchnitzel View Post
                And yes, a life without a penis is not a life worth living... 99% of the women in the world also live by this motto, they just dont carry the penis on their person at all times. ^.^
                It's nice to be intimate with the man I love, but it isn't a necessity for my continued breathing. If he were to be in a car accident and become paralyzed, or unable to perform in some other way, I'd still love him and stay with him. o.O Penis isn't that important to my life. It's like candy. Nice, but you don't have to have it to keep breathing.

                Now him, on the other hand, I can't speak for. I'm sure it'd drive him crazy. And not just because of himself. He's odd in that he'd probably think he was letting me down somehow. lululululul.

                But yeah, I want bullet-proof vest material for cell-phone holders now. *glares at hers* ....I do not trust it.
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                • #38
                  Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                  Why stop at kevlar cell phone cases, that only protects you from ....the cell phone.... I vote for kevlar underwear!
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                  • #39
                    Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                    Do you fear your wife will set you on fire while you sleep? :D
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                    • #40
                      Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                      Loud Noises!!!!!!
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                      • #41
                        Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                        Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                        I think I'd be happier without mine. I've reproduced; its job is done. I can find other ways of attaining a dopamine response that don't incessantly hijack my thoughts from the things that are really important in the world.
                        This. You just blew my mind a little. Reproduction aside, even though I can laugh with most of the males on this thread about the common desire to not lose one's body part, I am quite surprised more people didn't catch on to that particular downside to the entire thing.
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                        • #42
                          Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                          Originally posted by Telera View Post
                          Nice, but you don't have to have it to keep breathing.
                          You don't know what you have until it's gone.

                          Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                          I am quite surprised more people didn't catch on to that particular downside to the entire thing.
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                          • #43
                            Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                            If I ever get married I'll probably go with full body armor while asleep and/or a personal forcefield (although those really didn't help the Jem'hadar much did they.)
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                            • #44
                              Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              You don't know what you have until it's gone.
                              It's only gone because you stole it to insert into anuses to get reactions, right?

                              Or make some kind of Feba-Grey/Human Hybrids.
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                              • #45
                                Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                                Originally posted by Telera View Post
                                It's only gone because you stole it to insert into anuses to get reactions, right?
                                When god was handing out penises, I only took yours so I would have a backup.

                                So far, it's working out pretty well, apart from having to avoid crossing the streams.
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