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    Cellphone Explosion: Man Killed by Cellphone Explosion

    "A Korean man was apparently killed by his LG cellphone today. He was carrying the phone in his left shirt pocket when it exploded, puncturing his heart and lungs. It happened in the North Chungcheong Province of Korea as the man was working on a construction site. He was found dead by one of his coworkers.

    "When I was going up the stony hill to set dynamite, I found a man lying down beside an electronic shovel," said his colleague. "He was already bleeding from the nose. He had a mobile phone with a melted battery in his left shirt pocket. His shirt had soot on it in the shape of the phone."

    The blast was strong enough to break the man's spine and a few ribs. This is not the first time we've heard of cellphones exploding. Although incidents like this are unlikely, we're keeping our cellphones at arm's length for a while, just in case.
    "

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    AND it doesn't end there!!

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    Exploding Cellphones: Cellphone Explosion Kills Another Person, Severing His Carotid Artery

    "When a cellphone explosion kills a person, you think it is a rare event. When you learn that another man just died for the same reason, you start looking at yours like a potential killer.

    The cellphone of this victim—a man in a Lenovo shop in Guangzhou, China—exploded without warning in his shirt pocket, slicing an artery in his neck, causing him bleed to death. The battery was recently recharged and, according to a fellow employee, it was completely new. The origin of the battery is still unknown.

    Just in case, I'm not putting my iPhone in my jacket's inner chest pocket ever again. Or in my pants, for that matter.
    "

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    So I told my son, "Don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist..." (hence the thread title), and he looked at me aghast and said "OK So what you are trying to say is that its perfectly fine if my cell explodes in my pants, blows off my dick, and I become a woman.....right?" To which I replied "Yes honey, as long as you are still alive its ok. Think of the upside, we can go clothes shopping together!"
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

  • #2
    Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

    Much rather die than have it explode in my pants.....
    Thanks Kazuki.
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    • #3
      Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

      That's just crazy.
      "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy

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      • #4
        Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

        yeah, is a life without a penis really a life any of us want to live?

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        • #5
          Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

          Seriously, you may not understand TGM, but we guys kinda need our penis to survive. I'd rather die a man with a penis than live without it.
          Cleverness - Hades
          75BLU/75RDM/75NIN/60SAM/59SMN
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          • #6
            Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            yeah, is a life without a penis really a life any of us want to live?
            I live perfectly fine without one.
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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            • #7
              Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              I live perfectly fine without one.
              But do you want to?

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              • #8
                Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                I live perfectly fine without one.
                You've never had one, what would you know!
                Cleverness - Hades
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                • #9
                  Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                  Originally posted by Clever Ninja View Post
                  You've never had one,
                  Please, please don't invite her to give a storytime.

                  Nobody wants to hear TGM Storytime on this subject.

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                  • #10
                    Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                    TGM storytime is why I post in these topics!
                    Cleverness - Hades
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                    • #11
                      Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                      Cant find the article, but I seen something similar to this the other day. Unlike this article, this kid was just fucking stupid, but he was playing with an m-80 like firework in his grandmommy's house and when the fuse wouldnt go out, he put it in between his thighs to conceal the impending noise.

                      Guess what happened to him...




                      PLD75 DRK60 lots of other levels.
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                      • #12
                        Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                        Even below the waist you have the Femoral artery, I'm going to keep mine above waist high, I like my peen where it is. I'd prefer to bleed out and die.

                        Signature created by my good friend Naughtymistress, Remora server.

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                        • #13
                          Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                          WOW......you guys sure are 'attached' to that third leg of yours!!
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • #14
                            Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                            I think I'd be happier without mine. I've reproduced; its job is done. I can find other ways of attaining a dopamine response that don't incessantly hijack my thoughts from the things that are really important in the world.
                            lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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                            • #15
                              Re: So don't put your cell in a pocket above your waist...

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              WOW......you guys sure are 'attached' to that third leg of yours!!
                              As a female it's maybe not as easy to grasp this, but 99% of most men would rather die than live without our self-pleasure device to exploit whenever we feel like.




                              PLD75 DRK60 lots of other levels.
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                              Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
                              When ignorance reigns, life is lost


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