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    Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword - Denver News Story - KMGH Denver

    "COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

    The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

    The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount.

    A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot.

    Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth."

    Neither clerk was injured in the robberies.

    Officers are reviewing the surveillance tapes from inside the store but Lt. David Whitlock said he does not plan to release the video or photographs "at this time."


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    Ya...TOTAL fail...

    Even the guy that wrote the article FAILS at humor:

    "The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot."
    Originally posted by Feba
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    Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

    don't fuck with batleths.

    They'll mess you up.

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    • #3
      Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
      "The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot."
      Reminds me of the idiots who robbed a store at night with some L.A. Gear Light Ups on....Then ran through a forest in the dark.... Then they wondered how they were caught.

      Yeah, he needed the enterprise to beam him up for his escape.
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      • #4
        Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

        That p'takh dishonors all Klingons with his actions. Klingons have no interest in money, only resources! Kill your enemies or die with honor!

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        • #5
          Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

          He is a pujwI'. My puqnI'loD could take him with his Qay'wI'.
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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          • #6
            Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

            Let's just be thankful he wasn't cosplaying as Goku.
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            • #7
              Re: You FAIL as a Klingon....

              Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
              Let's just be thankful he wasn't cosplaying as Goku.
              Dragonball isn't mainstream yet.

              That's why their having a movie come out soon.

              THEN it'll be Goku demanding that they hand over their Dragonballs. Two of them please.
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