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  • #31
    Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

    Originally posted by Feba View Post
    Yeah, sure.

    We all know you have guns. You just want us to get rid of our guns, so you can use your guns to enslave us!


    TYRANT!

    EDIT: WOULD-BE-TYRANT!
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    I would've thanked this, had it not made me imagine Sabaron and Balfree naked.
    How is any of that funny?
    "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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    • #32
      Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

      Who said it was supposed to be funny?

      The liberal communists who want to take my guns? They think LIFE is a JOKE!
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      • #33
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        Originally posted by Feba
        Ew!

        No.



        a little




        I mean, Balfree, dude!
        Originally posted by TheGrandMom
        Oh good lord...
        Both of my ladies want me at the same time...

        /ma "Utsusemi-Ichi" <me>
        signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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        • #34
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          BAL! I knew you were cheating on me you lech! I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said those undies I found in the bathtub were yours!
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #35
            Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

            I am confused why you are putting panties in the bathtub. My dates typically do not end up there still possessing that article of clothing. This was the plan for getting them into the bathtub in the first place. You, my friend, are clearly weird.

            Aside from that, the Sushi Video was hilarious. The pickled ginger reference made me fall out of the chair. I really like eating that, although I had at least thought I knew what it was made from.

            Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!
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            • #36
              Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

              US MC Donal's don't have teriyaki burger...... I want that on the menu!


              The pic of the burger looked really good.
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              • #37
                Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_odORpmcYhY&NR=1]YouTube - Pizza Hut Japan Shrimp and Mayo Roll Crust Pizza TVCM[/ame]

                [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670&NR=1]YouTube - Sausage roll Pizza From Pizza Hut Japan TVCM[/ame]
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #38
                  Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                  Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                  /ma "Utsusemi-Ichi" <me>
                  lol utsusemi
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                  REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                  GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                  THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                  Matthew 16:15
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                  • #39
                    Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                    Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                    Both of my lady-men want me at the same time...
                    fixed!
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                    • #40
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                      Ummm....excuse me! THIS:

                      Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                      Both of my lady-men want me at the same time...
                      is NOT fixed! I am not a hermaphrodite!
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                      • #41
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                        You're right TGM, I meant I was!
                        Last edited by TheGrandMom; 01-19-2009, 06:55 PM. Reason: Banning is too good for j00! :P
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                        • #42
                          Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                          YouTube - Pizza Hut Japan Shrimp and Mayo Roll Crust Pizza TVCM

                          YouTube - Sausage roll Pizza From Pizza Hut Japan TVCM
                          Wow, I am so mugging some japanese people. Thanks TGM!

                          Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!
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                          • #43
                            Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                            Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                            Wow, I am so mugging some japanese people. Thanks TGM!
                            You can make them yourself at home. They're pretty ok, but it's kinda pointless.
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                            • #44
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                              My son went nuts over the wiener wrap pizzas too.

                              Buy yourself come cresent rolls and a package of your favorite hot dogs. Cut the hot dogs in half and roll each half up in one cresent roll. TA DA! Wiener wraps! Wiener wraps take about 12 minutes to cook so if you are using homemade pizza dough you might need to let the pizza cook a little before putting them on. (i.e. pizza takes 25 minutes then let it cook for 23ish and then take it out and put the wiener wraps on it.)

                              Some variations; Cut the half of hot dog in half the long way and put some cheese between the 2 halves and then wrap it up in the cresent roll. And/or stick a 1/3 of a strip of PRE-COOKED bacon or ham in with the hot dog and then wrap in the cresent roll. You can put whatever you like in with the hot dog....relish, onions, green/red peppers, etc. and then wrap and cook them. Experiment!
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                              • #45
                                Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)

                                Nah, they come out fine if you use pizza dough; unless you lean towards the extremely-soft-and-mushy side of pizza instead of cooking it well.
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