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    Oddities: Dumb Lady Physically Puts Credit Cards In Wii

    "There are smart people, and there are dumb people. Here is the story of a dumb person, her credit cards and a Nintendo Wii.

    Over at game forum NeoGAF, member HUELEN10 told the following tale. We cannot vouch for the validity of it, but here goes:

    My neighbors which I don't really know to well to begin with, got their kids a Wii for Xmas. They got no games for it, but they did get a Classic Controller as well as an additional Nunchuck Combo and a carrying case. They asked me what games they recommended, and I decided to recommend them the Animal Crossing City Folk/Wii Speak bundle, Wario Land Shake It,Mario Kart Wii, and Super mario Galaxy. I also recommended them some VC games including Super mario World, and Sonic 2 8-bit.

    Anywho, the Mom asks me what VC is, and I told her. I told her that all she needed to do was put in her credit card when prompted on the Shop Channel, and get the amount of points she wanted. I also told her what WiiSpeak is, and how to connect her Wii to the internet via an ethernet connection.

    Anywho, I got a call today from the mom telling me that the Wii is not working. I asked what was wrong and you won't believe it.........

    SHE PHYSICALLY PUT 3 CREDIT CARDS INTO THE DISC SLOT.
    HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Also while putting the Wii Speak on top of her sensor bar, she apparently cracked it open. Just ugh. I told her she has to cancel her cards and call Nintendo for a 75USD repair, and now she expects ME to pay for this. Her husband is on my side of the issue, but she is steaming at me right now. Seriously, she put in 1, and thought that that one could not be accepted, so she kept putting them in and they will not come out. I might try to remove them tomorrow with her hubby while she is away on a business trip.

    There are pics, so that must mean it happened, no? We just checked the SUPER SAFE Japanese Wii manual, and there's nothing about not putting your credit cards in your Wii. Though, there is a warning about putting a four leaf clover in it. So don't go doing that!
    "
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

  • #2
    Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

    Really? REALLY? No wait I'm really not surprised.

    Did make me laugh though



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    • #3
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      .................... *sigh*
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      • #4
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        Maybe if I shove Tom Hanks in my PS3, it'll play Saving Private Ryan...
        ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

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          Semi-related

          Wii Fail FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments
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          "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"

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          • #6
            Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

            New year started today. This is at least a few days old.

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              ....lol he was screaming "Mom" but still trying to play the game, instead of getting the dog off him.... -.-
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                Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                New year started today. This is at least a few days old.
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                "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"

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                • #9
                  Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                  Putting credit cards into the Wii was not covered in the Japanese Wii Guide...

                  [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UFbpFH8pg&feature=PlayList&p=497936BE0D9AD73B&playnext=1&index=14]YouTube - Wii Safety Guide {Translation} (ORIGINAL)[/ame]

                  or this one

                  [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dj2kspPg-A]YouTube - Re: Wii Warnings![/ame]
                  {New Sig in the works}
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                  "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                  Originally posted by Aksannyi
                  "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                  Originally posted by Solymir
                  What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?

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                    Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                    Originally posted by Kailea View Post
                    ....lol he was screaming "Mom" but still trying to play the game, instead of getting the dog off him.... -.-
                    You realize that was obviously staged....
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                      You realize that was obviously staged....

                      still stupid... who in the hell would tape something like that..... staged or not -.-
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                      • #12
                        Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                        Hah.

                        Thank you for keeping my faith in humanity nonexistent. Have a cookie! :D
                        "If you keep me waiting much longer, it damn well better be the end of the Galaxy." ~ Kaidan

                        ~There's gonna come a day, and I can't wait to see your face...~

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                          You realize that was obviously staged....
                          I dunno, some people are pretty stupid.


                          [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7LUZOArVwE[/ame]
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                          "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                            Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                            I dunno, some people are pretty stupid.


                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7LUZOArVwE
                            You know, if the hoop had been over a little more, he would not be able to have children. However the world would probably be better without his offspring.
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                            "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                            Originally posted by Aksannyi
                            "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                            Originally posted by Solymir
                            What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dumb @ss of the New Year Award goes to.....

                              Good lord I love Fail Blog...

                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JD8pOgD1s&feature=related]YouTube - Bell Ringer Fail[/ame]


                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18KzwK5gMtA&feature=related]YouTube - Pizza Delivery Fail[/ame]


                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lP0CmEA6PA&feature=related]YouTube - Soccer Fail[/ame]



                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBXxmISAMA8&feature=related]YouTube - Vending Machine Fail[/ame]


                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgR166AHmhQ&feature=related]YouTube - Parenting Fail[/ame]




                              and my personal favorite (since there's so damn many of these videos to post them all)


                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgp01BjEDqU]YouTube - Truck Fail[/ame]



                              ^ FUCKING LUCKY ASS MORON!


                              EDIT: Okay last one, this is one is just TOO GOOD.


                              You want to see a REAL moron in action? Behold;


                              Absolute Fucking RETARD
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                              "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"

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