Tentacle Grape

[Illuen]

Re: Tentacle Grape

And this is where your argument completely falls apart. You're telling us that tentacle-dicks taste better than donkeys? On what grounds, sir?

GRAPE flavored tentacle dick.

And yeah, I'll bite, I'd be willing to bet that any tentacle dick (except for maybe banana flavored, because banana flavored crap never tastes like bananas, it just tastes weird) would taste better than a jackass.

[Ellipses]

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Judging by the blushing and muffled moaning in a good deal of the source material, I'd surmise tentacle dick tastes pretty good. Better than you'd want it to, anyway.

Commercial: Blind taste test. Japanese school girl really likes mystery purple cola B, would like some more, please. Oh, it's Tentacle Grape, how horribly embarrassing. Much blushing and shaking of head. Secretly sneaks away a few extra bottles.

[Illuen]

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TENTACLE GRAPE
500,000 + Underaged Japanese Schoolgirls Can't Be Wrong!

[Feba]

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And yeah, I'll bite, I'd be willing to bet that any tentacle dick (except for maybe banana flavored, because banana flavored crap never tastes like bananas, it just tastes weird) would taste better than a jackass.

When was the last time you tasted a jackass?

Because I just licked my arm, and it wasn't too bad.

[Illuen]

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You see, I have the good sense NOT to go sticking things in my mouth that are bad for me.

I have no firsthand proof that a back massage feels better than a bullet to a head, doesn't mean I'm going to go ahead and shoot myself to make sure I'm correct in my assumption.

[Feba]

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So you're willing to taste a tentacle dick?

This is more like whether being impaled or being shot would feel better. You can guess, sure, but neither one of them is terribly tempting.

[Ziero]

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Oh man, the hentai-themed cherry flavor.

So much awesomeness could happen with that...

...lolCherryPop

[LilithAngel]

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...lolCherryPop

They say you never forget the first one...

[Illuen]

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So you're willing to taste a tentacle dick?

Tentacle can't be any worse than original recipe, can it?

[Feba]

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<-likes original recipe strips

[Malacite]

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You see, I have the good sense NOT to go sticking things in my mouth that are bad for me.

Seeing that brought back childhood memories I thought I'd buried.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg]YouTube - Don't You Put It in Your Mouth (Full Version)[/ame]

[TheGrandMom]

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Hmm...lets see since I posted last....

tasting tentacle dick.....licking donkey..... tasting GRAPE tentacle dick (which is apparently better)....japanese school girls.....Feba is a jackass.....CherryPop.....that you never forget.....original recipe strips.....and dancing blue balls that sing "Don't put it in your mouth".....

[Ziero]

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This is like the best topic evar.

[Illuen]

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<-likes original recipe strips

I bet you do.

[Kitalrez]

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Ok Kit so are you suggesting I take my Granny ass to the mall and whip out my sexually suggestive drink and consume it? LOL And I bet you want me to consume it slooooooooowly too.

Yes, yes this is exactly what I'm suggesting. I want security camera feeds on that food court, too.

This plan is made of win.