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    Ever wondered?

    Grapevines: Ah, The Delicious Taste Of Tentacle Rape
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    Re: Tentacle Grape

    LMAO/cringe

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    • #3
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      Ya an old gaming buddy told me about this around my birthday. LOL I didn't believe him to be honest so he said that he was going to be sending me some. This should be interesting! LOL
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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      • #4
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        freaking awesome XD
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        • #5
          Re: Tentacle Grape

          ITT, porn food someone needs to make.

          'Donkey Punch'

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          • #6
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            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZe9OtFNt_8]YouTube - Heard It Through The Grapevine- Creedence Clearwater Revival[/ame]
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15

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            • #7
              Re: Tentacle Grape

              My only question is:

              Why hasn't someone come up with this sooner? This is made of Awesome, Win, and obviously, Hentai. The perfect combination.

              Oh, also Grape. The ultimatest flavor out there. Ever.


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              • #8
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                Ya if my buddy sends some to me, no one will drink them. We don't like grape here. LOL Now cherry....ya that I could see. Cherry cola even better!
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                • #9
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                  Oh man, the hentai-themed cherry flavor.

                  So much awesomeness could happen with that...

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    Ya if my buddy sends some to me, no one will drink them. We don't like grape here. LOL Now cherry....ya that I could see. Cherry cola even better!
                    Originally posted by LilithAngel View Post
                    Oh man, the hentai-themed cherry flavor.

                    So much awesomeness could happen with that...
                    We decided that we would have a soda: my favorite flavor, cherry red . . .
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                    Originally posted by Article
                    When the folks at Mnemosyne aren't busy running MMORPG Rubies Of Eventide, the (sic) busy themselves with other pursuits, such as developing the world's first beverage with the great taste of anime tentacle rape.
                    I've actually freaking heard of these guys before. o_O Funny that it takes "Tentacle Grape" for them to actually be put on the radar.
                    Last edited by Yellow Mage; 12-30-2008, 06:28 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                    Matthew 16:15

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Feba View Post
                      'Donkey Punch'
                      how did you people not love this.

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                      • #12
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                        Well, let's see... we're all still laughing about Yellowmage working in both a CCR and a Rolling Stones reference into this conversation, LilithAngel's use of a far, far more disturbing hentai reference... and the sheer shock value of GrandMom actually liking this. You're kind of down the list of funny. Also, you made a reference to a drink, that apparently tastes like donkey. Nothing quite like the sheer refreshing flavor of a nice cool ass. My parents live next to a neighbor who decided to remodel his backyard and put in a farmyard with donkeys... I can honestly say I have no interest in ever licking the thing. When it brayed around 3 AM every morning, I was somewhat interested in shooting it. I am, however, content not to eat it afterwards. It may rot wherever it falls.

                        See, the funny is not that someone just created a horribly sexually suggestive beverage. That's more of a pity laugh. The funny is where it's a halfway decent and potentially enjoyable beverage with a horribly sexually suggestive name. This implies that you could take it out in public and enjoy it like any other drink. Which allows you to witness other people watching you enjoy this drink, reading the label... and having an aneurysm trying to wrap their minds around it. It's not really funny until you go all the way with it.

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                        • #13
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                          Ok Kit so are you suggesting I take my Granny ass to the mall and whip out my sexually suggestive drink and consume it? LOL And I bet you want me to consume it slooooooooowly too.
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • #14
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                              . You're kind of down the list of funny.
                              Even if this were true, they were after my post.

                              Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                              Also, you made a reference to a drink, that apparently tastes like donkey. Nothing quite like the sheer refreshing flavor of a nice cool ass.
                              And this is where your argument completely falls apart. You're telling us that tentacle-dicks taste better than donkeys? On what grounds, sir?

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