Do NOT talk during the movie.....OR ELSE!

[Yellow Mage]

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I get tiered of going to R or hell even PG-13 movies

But tires don exits!

(Cookies if you get the joke.)

[TheGrandMom]

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Liek roi is teh bets carriter in teh gamzorz evin tho awl carriters r ekwul cuz tires don exits

[Mhurron]

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I didn't go there to listen to some asshat babble on and make noise, I'm there to watch the movie.

I'm trying to see the difference.

[Yellow Mage]

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Liek roi is teh bets carriter in teh gamzorz evin tho awl carriters r ekwul cuz tires don exits

Took me a while to read, but I laughed. Yep, you got the cookie Grandma. . . . At least, I think you did.

[GreatMno]

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Why did he just shoot him in the arm? That's like wasting a bullet.

[BurningPanther]

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Why did he just shoot him in the arm? That's like wasting a bullet.

Well if you kill someone, it doesn't very well teach them a lesson, does it?

This guy gets shot on the arm, will be stitched up, and will know for the rest of his life the consequences of blathering on in a theatre:

"You never know when some nut will come along and shoot you, so just keep quiet."

[illkurok]

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I dunno... If we shoot everyone that talks during the movies in the arm I think they'll learn their lesson.

I'm pretty sure that guys not going to make that mistake again.

BTW sammy kicks roi any day

[Kitalrez]

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The important lesson of Natural Selection is you can't afford to let people off with a stern warning. This man has already bred himself a brood of knuckle draggers. It's now too late to stop this problem in its infancy. You can, however, attempt to minimize the damage by preventing him from passing on his lack of social skills to these impressionable idiots. Or you could also follow shooting him with several other gunshots. *BLAM BLAM BLAM* This family was a mulligan! Do over!

If you're going to lose your mind over something trivial, at least have the decency to finish the job.

[Phanex]

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Keanu has basically played the same dumb surfer dude in everything he ever made. First he actually played a dumb surfer, then he was a dumb surfer on a bus with a bomb, somehow he ended up as a dumb surfer in a computer generated wasteland... apparently if you surf and would lose a battle of wits with your own hair gel, life is pretty freaky for you. Same deal with Tommy... watch Risky Business again, then any movie he made later. He's EXACTLY THE SAME CHARACTER.


This dude just shot someone over man candy... that's just sad. Funny, but sad.

Err, acutaly he 1st played a dumb surfer dude in a phonebox. but that's neither here nor there..

[Feba]

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So I got a message in my spam box for Brad Pitt's Anti-Aging secret.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's not real.

[Eiyoko]

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I get annoyed when people won't shut up during a movie.

But I don't get THAT annoyed.