Re: Who are you gonna be for Halloween 2008?
This is Halloween. If I don't see at least 3 dozen women wayyyyyy too fat to be Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit, I'm in the wrong neighborhood. Think of it like a public service. If you're morbidly obese, and you decide to dress in something you have no earthly business trying to squeeze that much woman/confused man into, you've just benefited every single man around you. When we excuse ourselves to go toss our cookies, you've saved us from all the beer, hor devoirs, pizza, and candy that would otherwise go straight to our huge gamer asses.
Life is suffering. Really chunky women in tight outfits help affirm the lives of all around them.
Costume almost made. I feel like a complete tool for going out and buying part of it, though. Couldn't find a theatre shop here with Guy Fawkes masks. So, I've ended up with a stupid pleather hat and belt with plastic daggers, as well as a pretty crappy latex mask. At least the rest of it will look halfway professional. Now to just go find a black buttonup shirt and a wig to finish this off.
Originally posted by Aksannyi
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Life is suffering. Really chunky women in tight outfits help affirm the lives of all around them.
Costume almost made. I feel like a complete tool for going out and buying part of it, though. Couldn't find a theatre shop here with Guy Fawkes masks. So, I've ended up with a stupid pleather hat and belt with plastic daggers, as well as a pretty crappy latex mask. At least the rest of it will look halfway professional. Now to just go find a black buttonup shirt and a wig to finish this off.
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