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    Police: Woman tries to kidnap 'virtual' ex | delawareonline | The News Journal

    "A North Carolina postal worker not ready to end her virtual romance with a Delaware man was arrested in Maryland after breaking into his Claymont apartment in an attempt to kidnap him.

    Kimberly Jernigan, 33, of Durham, is being held as a fugitive in the Cecil County Detention Center.

    She faces charges of attempted kidnapping, aggravated menacing and burglary when extradition to Delaware.

    New Castle County police spokesman Cpl. Trinidad Navarro said officers were called to the 52-year-old victim’s apartment in the Whitney Presidential Towers in Claymont at about 5:28 p.m. Thursday for a report of an attempted kidnapping.

    When officers arrived, the victim told them that when he got home from work he found an intruder standing in the shadows of his apartment pointing an object at him.

    The man then saw a laser beam on his torso that was shining from the object the intruder was holding.

    The man fled his apartment and called police to report that he believed the intruder was his ex-girlfriend, whom he identified as Jernigan, and alleged that she had also tried to kidnap him two weeks ago at his job in Pennsylvania.

    Officers searched the apartment and found her dog, Gogi, bound with duct tape in the bathtub and a pair of handcuffs and duct tape outside the victim’s bedroom window, where Jernigan had cut a screen to get in, Navarro said.

    A radio broadcast was issued to surrounding police agencies with a description of Jernigan’s blue 2008 Kia Rio with North Carolina registration.

    An hour later, Maryland state troopers found the car and the suspect at the Chesapeake House Rest Stop on I-95.

    She was taken into custody after a brief struggle, Navarro said.

    At the time of her arrest, troopers recovered a BB gun and Taser in her car.

    An investigation revealed that the two met online on a Web-based game called “Second Life.”

    The victim, whose character was a lion, engaged in a virtual relationship with Jernigan, whose character was a virtual woman.

    After the two met in person a few months ago, the victim broke off the relationship.

    Jernigan, however, was not ready to end the relationship and tried to kidnap the man at gunpoint two weeks ago at his place of employment in Pennsylvania.

    On Monday, Jernigan came back to the state and posed as a local postal worker attempting to deliver a package to him.

    But since the man had recently moved, she didn’t have his address.

    After four days, she found his address and went to her apartment with her dog Gogi.

    Not wanted to leave the dog in the car while she laid in wait for the victim, she brought the dog with her, Navarro said.

    However, the dog started barking, so Jernigan bound his snout with duct tape and locked him in the bathroom.

    When she split, she left the dog behind.

    The canine was found in good health and uninjured, Navarro said.

    He was turned over to the SPCA, which is investigating a possible animal cruelty case.
    "
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    Re: Have laser, will travel.....

    awesome, postal workers rock

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    • #3
      Re: Have laser, will travel.....

      Hmm, 1g says she was really ugly (on top of crazy).
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      • #4
        Re: Have laser, will travel.....

        Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
        Hmm, 1g says she was really ugly (on top of crazy).
        You know, that's the kind of sexist, insensitive comment that cause me to question humanity on a daily basis while surfing these boards. You sir, should be ashamed of yourself, as I'm sure all the rest of us already are.

        (Right, I think that's enough righteous indignation to assuage my guilt for completely agreeing with you...)

        I don't think it's just a postal worker thing, having been one. There are a lot of crazy people everywhere, you meet a ton if you work in clubs or liquor stores, too. I think the Post Office just allows people easier access to abuse their positions by gathering personal information. Bank tellers and call-center employees probably would be high on the crazed stalker lists, too, if they weren't governed by privacy restrictions that were harder to bypass.

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        • #5
          Re: Have laser, will travel.....

          I live 45 minutes away from there. :/ why is it that the only news you ever hear about this place, is about crazies...
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          • #6
            Re: Have laser, will travel.....

            What, the Post Office, or Maryland?

            I guess the answer in either case is that not a whole lot goes on there that's interesting to anyone outside of the place.

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            • #7
              Re: Have laser, will travel.....

              Well at least no news of FFXI romances ending like that, far as i know ;x
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              • #8
                Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
                Hmm, 1g says she was really ugly (on top of crazy).
                Click the link and see.

                www.delawareonline.com | Zoom Image

                Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                Well at least no news of FFXI romances ending like that, far as i know ;x
                AKA! Why don't you love me anymore!!?

                /em goes to look for her laser....
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                • #9
                  Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                  Originally posted by Akashimo View Post
                  Well at least no news of FFXI romances ending like that, far as i know ;x
                  If CK and I go belly up I'm sure you'll all hear about it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAA!

                  Totally kidding, btw.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    AKA! Why don't you love me anymore!!?

                    /em goes to look for her laser....
                    eeep D:
                    /em looks for level 10 forcefield and app shields
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                    • #11
                      Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                      Don't forget to put on your robe and wizard hat.

                      /lolcyb3r.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                        You know, I'm totally picturing Aka shouting "Magic Missile" right now. In the costume you just described...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                          Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                          You know, I'm totally picturing Aka shouting "Magic Missile" right now. In the costume you just described...
                          *snicker*
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                            ST: Voy or Bleach Shinigami uniforms onry!
                            Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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                            • #15
                              Re: Have laser, will travel.....

                              [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1K23zlvvas]Well, this video bears reposting[/ame]

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