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    Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News

    EDIT: For those of you at work...

    "Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

    He panicked and called the police to help him.



    When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

    When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

    4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

    Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
    "

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    I have no words...
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

  • #2
    Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

    Somewhat related: FARK.com: (2018473) I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. (Details In thread)
    I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

    HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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    • #3
      Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

      To be fair the bench was asking for it dressing like that.

      @ Mhurron: If that's the old thread, that one was epic, lol.
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      • #4
        Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

        It is the original.
        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

        HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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        • #5
          Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

          I miss FARK
          Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

          Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

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          • #6
            Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

            Banninated or forgot how to type the URL?
            I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

            HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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            • #7
              Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

              Work filters, etc.
              Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

              Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

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              • #8
                Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                Oh, god ... just fucking beat off! Is the cold metal hole really going to feel better than your warm hand?
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                • #9
                  Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                  Aksannyi: If you're fucking a park bunch? No. It's not.

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                  • #10
                    Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                    A park bunch eh?
                    Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

                    Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

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                    • #11
                      Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                      Originally posted by Feba View Post
                      fucking a park bunch
                      Freudian Slip.
                      I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                      HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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                      • #12
                        Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                        I'll tell ya how the cold metal hole's gonna feel:

                        Fuckin' privileged.
                        Ellipses on Fenrir
                        There is no rush. If you're not willing to take your time, don't be surprised when no one wants to give you much of theirs.
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                        • #13
                          Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                          Well yeah, out of all those other cold metal holes, he picked just that one. It must be pretty proud of itself.
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                          ~Mama Gamer~~Quitted July 2009/Bannt October 2009~~Excellence LS~
                          ~I has a blog~~http://aksannyi.livejournal.com/~
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                          • #14
                            Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                            Well if you were in a room with 57 clones of yourself and I chose you to bone, wouldn't you feel slightly better about yourself?
                            Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

                            Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

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                            • #15
                              Re: So...ummm...ya...this needs no introduction...

                              If it was me?

                              NOT AT ALL.
                              I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                              HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

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