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    So I got the mail a little while ago and in it was this postcard:



    I had a good chuckle on the governments dime. If my husband had moved, how would he know to call them and update his info? What brain surgeon came up with this idea to waste more of our taxpayer dollars?
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

    LOL Nice. Good o'll Camp Lejeune. Then agian, it could be a North Carolina thing. You can't overlook that.

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    • #3
      Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

      Nope, we live far from NC so it wasn't sent regional. It's in reference to the contamination in the water table and applies to everyone who was a resident on base from 57-82.
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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        Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

        Understood

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          Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          What brain surgeon came up with this idea to waste more of our taxpayer dollars?
          Um... doesn't the bottom of the card answer that?

          Bottom left or bottom right, pick your brain-trust.

          Now, USArmy, they would have sent you a whole packet of stupid, at least USMarines were frugal enough to just mail out a card.
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            Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

            Originally posted by The Mauva Syndicate View Post
            Um... doesn't the bottom of the card answer that?
            It's called sarcasm.

            More to the point.......who's the individual and did he earn a promotion for this fantastic idea!?
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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              Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

              What exactly seems to be the problem here? ._.

              In my country, they always know where to send mail to since you must declare your new residence if you happen to move permanently (though I do occasionally get mail that's addressed to the previous residents...), is it not the same over there?

              Though they ARE being a bit redundant unless they require more information to be updated other than your residence address.
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                Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                It's called sarcasm.

                More to the point.......who's the individual and did he earn a promotion for this fantastic idea!?
                Ever watch that HBO movie "The Pentagon Wars" about the Bradley fighting vehicle's development? The US Military has a proud tradition of promoting everyone responsible for truly bad ideas. My favorite part was the scene where they're testing the aluminum armor and realize that it releases toxic gas when shelled. Rather than change the armor, they decided to fudge the tests. You know you're probably not working with the sharpest tacks in the bag when the Israeli army sends back a list of changes to the vehicle to bring it up to safety standards and you're not even considering most of those for your own troops. You should watch that movie. Carrie Elwes was in it, lots of unintentionally funny stuff.

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                  Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

                  Originally posted by Balfree View Post
                  What exactly seems to be the problem here? ._.

                  In my country, they always know where to send mail to since you must declare your new residence if you happen to move permanently (though I do occasionally get mail that's addressed to the previous residents...), is it not the same over there?

                  Though they ARE being a bit redundant unless they require more information to be updated other than your residence address.
                  Well Balfree, if you change addresses here you have to put in a change of address form at the post office. They only keep it on file for certain amount of time though. So if he had changed addresses and his change of address form was no longer valid, the card would never have reached him. I just find it funny to send something out to someone that says if this isn't the right address, let us know what your new address is. Can't do it if I don't live there!

                  Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                  Ever watch that HBO movie "The Pentagon Wars" about the Bradley fighting vehicle's development? The US Military has a proud tradition of promoting everyone responsible for truly bad ideas. My favorite part was the scene where they're testing the aluminum armor and realize that it releases toxic gas when shelled. Rather than change the armor, they decided to fudge the tests. You know you're probably not working with the sharpest tacks in the bag when the Israeli army sends back a list of changes to the vehicle to bring it up to safety standards and you're not even considering most of those for your own troops. You should watch that movie. Carrie Elwes was in it, lots of unintentionally funny stuff.
                  Nope I haven't seen that but it does sound like something that both my husband and I would enjoy. Thanks Kit, definately going to find that and watch it.
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ah...a government that can make you chuckle...

                    I think I've heard of this concept. Promoting beyond ability? I think the point is to dump the problem on somebody else, and somewhere else where they'd most likely be canned.

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