Feba needs sunglasses!

[Feba]

Looking outside hurts my eyes. I need something to protect them from that evil ball of gas!

Actual glasses tend to look absolutely retarded on me (as do most other things on my face!) so I was looking at goggle types. These would also be much more useful on a bike.

Advice?

[Taskmage]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

Motorcycle helmet?

[Feba]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

Not helmets. Goggles. Big difference!

[Nuriko]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

There's just one problem with that idea:

"The goggles! They do nothing!"

[Feba]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

Except shield my eyes from giant flaming balls of gas.

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

"With you, everything's gas."

[Feba]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

You people really don't know much about sunglasses!

[Murphie]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

I vote you just stay indoors. Your local populace will thank me!

[Balfree]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

What kind of life are you living that you can't stand the sun? o_o

[Jarre]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

A sheltered one.

Not goggles Feba, but you need those wrap around thingies or something like this..

[Balfree]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

The latter looks like the best option.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

A bag over your head would not only help, but do the rest of the world a favor.

[BurningPanther]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

Exactly what is the size and shape of your head that conventional shades look retarded on you?

Is it kinda "Hey Arnold!" shaped?

[Feba]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

No, more like "fucking huge" shaped.

[Ellipses]

Re: Feba needs sunglasses!

Get you some Blu Blockers.