Ok here is the story about my mother buying shoes in Walmart. She is 76 yrs old, kind of slow on the up take, and loves a good dirty joke. Well the joke was certainly on her the other day and she didn't even know it.
She went to Walmart to look for a pair of shoes for my cousin's upcoming wedding. When she gets to the shoe dept. she sees a man nosing around in the women's shoes. He looks to be in his mid fifties...which is around the same age as my husband...hmmmmm. So the guy walks up to her and says "Hi, would you mind telling me what size shoe you wear?" She replies, "Oh a size 7." He reaches in his cart and pulls out a box of shoes and then asks her if she'd mind trying this pair on. Well my mother thought he as buying a pair for his wife or girlfriend so she said ok. Once she had the shoe on, he reached down and started to massage her toes. (When my mother was telling me this, it was at this point that I started saying OH GOD and didn't stop through the rest of it!) Then he took her foot out and started to massage her arch and said "You really have lovely feet." Then she said that the shoes heels were too high for her and he looked through the shoes on the rack till he found a pair that had a lower heel and had her try one on. He started massaging her toes again and asked her if her husband would like this pair. Then he started to pull up her pant leg and massage her calf!!!! She got embarassed and said she had to go and left. When she got home she called my aunt and told her and said she thought he was making a pass at her so she left. LOL My aunt laughed so hard and had to explain that she'd just been molested by a perv.
She went to Walmart to look for a pair of shoes for my cousin's upcoming wedding. When she gets to the shoe dept. she sees a man nosing around in the women's shoes. He looks to be in his mid fifties...which is around the same age as my husband...hmmmmm. So the guy walks up to her and says "Hi, would you mind telling me what size shoe you wear?" She replies, "Oh a size 7." He reaches in his cart and pulls out a box of shoes and then asks her if she'd mind trying this pair on. Well my mother thought he as buying a pair for his wife or girlfriend so she said ok. Once she had the shoe on, he reached down and started to massage her toes. (When my mother was telling me this, it was at this point that I started saying OH GOD and didn't stop through the rest of it!) Then he took her foot out and started to massage her arch and said "You really have lovely feet." Then she said that the shoes heels were too high for her and he looked through the shoes on the rack till he found a pair that had a lower heel and had her try one on. He started massaging her toes again and asked her if her husband would like this pair. Then he started to pull up her pant leg and massage her calf!!!! She got embarassed and said she had to go and left. When she got home she called my aunt and told her and said she thought he was making a pass at her so she left. LOL My aunt laughed so hard and had to explain that she'd just been molested by a perv.
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