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A friend of mine sends me those chain texts every once in a while that sort of go like this:
OMG YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSONS ON THE INSIDE AND OUT NOW MAKE A WASH OK NOW IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO EVERYBODY IN YOU'RE PHONE YOU WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH OK NOW WHY ARE YOU STILL READYING THIS????
Yea, not the same exact message, but just as ridiculous.
Sometimes he sends me these long stories about a dude who did something then something happened to him that changed his life forever and now I should apply that to my life and OMG SEND THIS MASSAGE TO EVERYBODY IN MY PHONEBOOK OR SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK!!!
Last edited by DakAttack; 06-26-2010, 10:42 AM.
Reason: PM THIS TO EVERYBODY ON YOUR FORUMS OR YOU WILL BREAK YOU'RE MOTHER'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
A friend of mine sends me those chain texts every once in a while that sort of go like this:
OMG YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSONS ON THE INSIDE AND OUT NOW MAKE A WASH OK NOW IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO EVERYBODY IN YOU'RE PHONE YOU WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH OK NOW WHY ARE YOU STILL READYING THIS????
Yea, not the same exact message, but just as ridiculous.
Sometimes he sends me these long stories about a dude who did something then something happened to him that changed his life forever and now I should apply that to my life and OMG SEND THIS MASSAGE TO EVERYBODY IN MY PHONEBOOK OR SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK!!!
It makes me wish I could hit people through the internet... or the phone. I hate chain texts / emails with a passion!
Okay, the entrance to my apartment complex has a split for the residents and the visitors. This naturally means that smartasses will do their best to pass anyone who was driving slower than they were on the main road by taking the opposite entrance of whatever you're taking.
Now, I was on the main road doing about 5 over the speed limit, so I'm not exactly driving like a 95 year old. I also drive a huge pickup truck - 4x4 extended cab Chevy, and not one of the newer plastic ones, no, mine's a big metal beast.
I could see the jackass in the Mini behind me riding my ass like I was going slow, and I saw him take the right side of the split to try to get around me. I kept going. He obviously thought I was going to stop, but really, I must ask:
Who is going to win this battle?
I'd love for you to try me. Your crunchy little car will be absolutely decimated by my truck, and I've got insurance. If you think I'm going to stop, you might want to think again. Oh, the dirty looks I get, but seriously, who's the idiot?
Just gets under my skin when people just assume I'll automatically stop for them. But I guess if they want to have to deal with the hassle of getting a new car while I'm going to continue to drive my beast without a scratch, they're more than welcome to keep going and let me plow them.
Okay, the entrance to my apartment complex has a split for the residents and the visitors. This naturally means that smartasses will do their best to pass anyone who was driving slower than they were on the main road by taking the opposite entrance of whatever you're taking.
Now, I was on the main road doing about 5 over the speed limit, so I'm not exactly driving like a 95 year old. I also drive a huge pickup truck - 4x4 extended cab Chevy, and not one of the newer plastic ones, no, mine's a big metal beast.
I could see the jackass in the Mini behind me riding my ass like I was going slow, and I saw him take the right side of the split to try to get around me. I kept going. He obviously thought I was going to stop, but really, I must ask:
Who is going to win this battle?
I'd love for you to try me. Your crunchy little car will be absolutely decimated by my truck, and I've got insurance. If you think I'm going to stop, you might want to think again. Oh, the dirty looks I get, but seriously, who's the idiot?
Just gets under my skin when people just assume I'll automatically stop for them. But I guess if they want to have to deal with the hassle of getting a new car while I'm going to continue to drive my beast without a scratch, they're more than welcome to keep going and let me plow them.
See I have exactly the opposite problem here, it's trucks/SUVs/minivans that do that shit. I used to drive a Formula Firebird, that I did not drive slowly, and I used to have this happen. I'd just accelerate, have the same attitude, and think "if you're gonna hit me..hit me".
Originally posted by Feba
But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
Originally posted by Taskmage
God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
Originally posted by DakAttack
...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
I'm surprised you're not more pissed off by people that don't even notice motorcycles are there, TGM.
And anyway, my pet peeve: The Young People. I check the Amazon reviews on a book (for information on translation quality; I already know the story is superb).
Someone complains that it is "Too short". The basis for this being that "it's not even an inch thick".
My coworker got hit riding is motorcycle almost 2 weeks ago. It was a 6 lane city street with a turn lane in the middle. He was traveling in the left most lane (the one beside the turn lane), and the car pulled out from the parking lot on his right. That means it had to travel across two other lanes before hitting him. People are such idiots.
He is on his way to a somewhat slow recovery, and he says he wants to ride again so that's good.
"All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
Ya, after I had my accidents (neither were my fault), it took me a bit of just jaunting around my quieter town before I expanded to the "big city" and further. I got a case of the nerves and wanted to work those out before expanding. My girlfriend never did get back "on the horse" after she was hit though. It certainly can be intimidating. I should scan some pics of me from some of my trips just for a laugh....and trust me, you all would laugh! lol
Originally posted by Feba
But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
Originally posted by Taskmage
God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
Originally posted by DakAttack
...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
My husband is the king of interruptions. If I TAKE A BREATH, he takes that as a time to start talking.
Then there are the people who never seem to let their breathing line up with the end of anything. They'll just go on and on, and the only way to say something is to interrupt them, because there's no hint of them finishing. I get this on the phone a great deal..
We live/work in a pretty large city between two even larger cities so there won't be too many quiet streets he can recover on. However, he avoids highways anyways so that is a good thing. Also, he prefers to ride at or under the posted speed limit.
"All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
I'm surprised you're not more pissed off by people that don't even notice motorcycles are there, TGM.
Bicycles are worse for that. I had somebody pass me, then brake and make a right directly in front of me ... I cleared their bumper by maybe a foot, made it out of the intersection, then went to the side of the road (more like fell onto, but it was grass) and had a nice case of the shakes...
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