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  • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

    Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
    I know the painted man from the darkest continent fascinates and excites you, but would you like it if I tested the warmth of your mouth with my dick? Yeah, I thought so.
    All obvious racism aside.... EPIC LOLZ

    This quote had me laughing so loud that my coworkers though something was wrong with me.

    WIN... very win....


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    • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

      Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
      Complete strangers who feel that they have the right to touch your hair without asking.
      I had shoulder length blonde hair when I was a foreign exchange student in Japan... the family went a week w/o being able to really talk to us because of the language barrier. When we finally visited the Uncle who spoke English well, the very first thing they asked was if they could touch my hair. I was creeped out and flattered all at once. The daughter of the family was hot so it wasn't such a night mare, lol.
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      • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

        Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
        simply cannot resist the adolescent urge to start digging through my 'do with their grubby fingers.
        Now that I think about it, its bad enough that sometimes my family members do that to my hair, but anybody else would just be too awkward for me

        Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
        TGM, your niece is hot. That is all.
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        • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

          Originally posted by Neverslip View Post
          I had shoulder length blonde hairl.
          This was debated before... and I'm curious... If Slip were to dye his hair jet black... does that make him EMO or GOTH. Alternativey... as a guy with shoulder length blonde hair, does that make him Fabio... or slightly gay? Or a mixture of both.

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          • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

            shoulder length dude with died jet black hair - goth and slightly emo

            guy with shoulder length blonde hair - slightly gay unless he was able to stick it to the hot japanese chick, in which case he'd be a straight fabio and applauded
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            • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

              Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
              guy with shoulder length blonde hair - slightly gay unless he was able to stick it to the hot japanese chick.
              If he did this, I'm sure he would have woken up the next morning without a a valuable part of his body. Japanese fathers are CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZY. My buddy's father used to be infuckingsane... he's toned down a lot... but he still chews nails imho.


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              • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
                I know the painted man from the darkest continent fascinates and excites you, but would you like it if I tested the warmth of your mouth with my dick? Yeah, I thought so.
                O.o;

                Fyi, not all us "white folk" have the irresistable urge to "run our fingers through your hair". lol I can say that I have NEVER touched someones hair out of the blue. I have done it when us girls were sitting around discussing hair and products for our hair but thats different.
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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                • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                  There have been times that I had the urge to touch a fro... but i always hessitate... even if given permission. I have this irrational fear that I will be sucked in and be forced to adventure with some rag-tag group of misfits in a parallel dimention's kingdom.

                  But I bet they're spongy.....


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                  • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                    Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
                    I have this irrational fear that I will be sucked in and be forced to adventure with some rag-tag group of misfits in a parallel dimention's kingdom.
                    Hot Tub Time Machine?
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                    • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                      Facebook is suggesting I reconnect with somebody who died in a car accident a year and a half ago.
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                      • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                        Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                        Hot Tub Time Machine?
                        Part of the inspiration for the rant, yes. Just saw the commercial. The other part... Narnia.

                        The Narnia that would be found inside a fro... is far more scary a concept then the one in the wardrobe. No cute goat dudes would meet me in there. I suspect I would come face to face with 2 Pac.


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                        • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                          Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
                          There have been times that I had the urge to touch a fro... but i always hessitate... even if given permission. I have this irrational fear that I will be sucked in and be forced to adventure with some rag-tag group of misfits in a parallel dimention's kingdom.

                          But I bet they're spongy.....
                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                            I miss my Febafro.

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                            • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                              Originally posted by Ketaru View Post
                              Facebook is suggesting I reconnect with somebody who died in a car accident a year and a half ago.
                              Orz. That sucks.
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                              • Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?

                                Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
                                If Slip were to dye his hair jet black
                                It'd just fall out ... not all... but alot. Black didn't happen for me when The Crow (orig.) was popular and I've never had the courage to make another attempt.

                                Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                                guy with shoulder length blonde hair - slightly gay unless he was able to stick it to the hot japanese chick, in which case he'd be a straight fabio and applauded
                                TMI - Please keep your sexual insecurities to yourself... and yeah... things happened but:

                                Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
                                Japanese fathers are CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZY
                                ... this is true... she was 24 (still living at home, common there I guess) and I was 15-16... all I'll say is, that is was a fine experience that I hope alzheimers never claims.

                                Originally posted by Ketaru View Post
                                Facebook is suggesting I reconnect with somebody who died in a car accident a year and a half ago
                                Wow... that's pretty creepy/disturbing. Sometimes I get friend suggestions on people I think should take a long walk off a short cliff but I haven't gotten that before.

                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{peeve}

                                That reminds me... a Elem/JH/HS bully sent me a Facebook invite... he was real a$$hat to alot of people and I remember many altercations I had with this guy. My peeve is Facebook doesn't have a "F__K NO!!!" button on the "reply". Could I accept the invite and publically denounce the "friendship" ?? ... idk.... I was just mad I didn't have a response that fit the situation.
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