Re: What's your pet peeve in RL?
Oblivious Customer: Can I get out and play?
Me: How many?
Oblivious Customer: We have a threesome.
Me: My next opening is at 1130. Would you like to play then?
Oblivious Customer: But that's over an hour away, you're not busy today are you?
Me (saying): Yessir we are very busy today.
Me (thinking): No sir, we are wide open. It's 65 degrees in November and you are the only people in the area that thought to play golf today.
Oblivious Customer: Well can't you just squeeze us in, we'll play fast?
Me (saying): I'm sorry sir, unless someone doesn't show up, that is the first tee time I have.
Me (thinking): You mean I should put you out in front of all these people that were considerate enough to call for their tee time? Get the fuck out of here, I have actual customers to help.
Oblivious Customer: Yeah we'll take it, how much is it?
Me: That'll be $60 per person.
Oblivous Customer: Each? Do you have any specials?
Me (saying): Not at this time we don't.
Me (thinking): I hope you get attacked by a bear.
Oblivious Customer: Can I get out and play?
Me: How many?
Oblivious Customer: We have a threesome.
Me: My next opening is at 1130. Would you like to play then?
Oblivious Customer: But that's over an hour away, you're not busy today are you?
Me (saying): Yessir we are very busy today.
Me (thinking): No sir, we are wide open. It's 65 degrees in November and you are the only people in the area that thought to play golf today.
Oblivious Customer: Well can't you just squeeze us in, we'll play fast?
Me (saying): I'm sorry sir, unless someone doesn't show up, that is the first tee time I have.
Me (thinking): You mean I should put you out in front of all these people that were considerate enough to call for their tee time? Get the fuck out of here, I have actual customers to help.
Oblivious Customer: Yeah we'll take it, how much is it?
Me: That'll be $60 per person.
Oblivous Customer: Each? Do you have any specials?
Me (saying): Not at this time we don't.
Me (thinking): I hope you get attacked by a bear.
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