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  • #31
    Re: worst/most bizzare present

    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Have any attractive neighbors?
    Unfortunately not. my neighbour looks and sounds like Waynetta. (the british members will get the reference) To those that don't know Harry Enfield, then she is a common slob who tries to be posh and is extreemly bad at doing so.

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    • #32
      Re: worst/most bizzare present

      Originally posted by eticket109 View Post
      You mean there's writing in there somewhere?
      Aparently so, I'm not entirely sure because my eyes never make it that far. But I think I can see some blurry lines that may or may not be text below his sig (thanks to my super advanced peripheral vision).
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      その目だれの目。

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      • #33
        Re: worst/most bizzare present

        My Nana is famous for giving strange presents in my family. My favorite from her was a couple of years ago. She sent me a stuffed bee the size of a cat that had a humanish face, arms and legs and was on a spring.
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        • #34
          Re: worst/most bizzare present

          That's not strange, it's Satanic.

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          • #35
            Re: worst/most bizzare present

            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            That's not strange, it's Satanic.
            The plans for the ritualistic burning of the bee fell through, it's really hard to get sufficiently dribbly candles.
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            • #36
              Re: worst/most bizzare present

              Worst present...hmm...

              I may be female but I never was a makeup person (I'll put it on only rarely, it makes my face itch like hell and whatnot). This christmas, I got a freaking HUGE makeup case. Around the size of a sewing machine, only slightly smaller. I've never seen a makeup case that big. Who would use all that stuff?

              That, and socks. Why must I always get CLOTHES for christmas???

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              • #37
                Re: worst/most bizzare present

                Originally posted by Eiyoko View Post
                That, and socks. Why must I always get CLOTHES for christmas???
                LOL I always give the kids socks and underwear and my "kids" are 25 and 27. As for giving clothes at Christmas, another thing I do, it's because I'm actually saving myself money. I could buy games, electronics, etc instead but during the year I'd probably end up buying the clothes too. So if I give the clothes at Christmas.... LOL
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
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                • #38
                  Re: worst/most bizzare present

                  Clothes at Christmas are good presents, i got some jeans and a new jumper this Christmas. The jeans are a bit long but thats fine cause i can wear then around town with my shoes, and the others fit perfectly. Plus my black and grey striped jumper hasn't actually been taken off yet. And girls who wear little/ no make up look ten times better than women who pile it on.
                  "You said that humanity was a flawed creation, and that people still kill one another for petty jealousy and greed. You said that humanity never asked itself why it deserved to survive. Maybe you don't" Sharon Valerii, Battlestar Galactica.


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                  • #39
                    Re: worst/most bizzare present

                    I got a PSP from my dad...

                    I wanted a DS, dammit. :3 *Shot* Kidding. 'Least I can play that FFT-remake!

                    Well, I did get five dollars from my aunt. Yep, a whole five dollar bill! Mmm. Ended up spending it on a Big Mac.
                    Originally posted by Yygdrasil
                    Originally posted by Nandito
                    Ponies.

                    Duh.
                    You make me want to hurt things.

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                    • #40
                      Re: worst/most bizzare present

                      Originally posted by Eiyoko View Post
                      Worst present...hmm...
                      I may be female but I never was a makeup person (I'll put it on only rarely, it makes my face itch like hell and whatnot). This christmas, I got a freaking HUGE makeup case. Around the size of a sewing machine, only slightly smaller. I've never seen a makeup case that big. Who would use all that stuff?
                      That, and socks. Why must I always get CLOTHES for christmas???
                      Make up is for those who have to hide their real features udner something or those who think they should look like someone else rather than who they really are. Lots of makeup is a big turnoff for me. I like getting clothes (as logn as they fit) for christmas, it saves me having to buy them, and normally my brother gets me something fashionable (I just buy things that are comfortable) My grandmother bought me a nice warm jumper this year which i will keep for best. As for socks well yeah i need them, i have big feet and there fore go through socks like anyones business. Normally I get the following, clothes or money for clothes from family, games / music / DVD's from friends. works for me.

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                      • #41
                        Re: worst/most bizzare present

                        Lol i always get underwear and socks too.

                        And apparently i never get the hint from my grandma cause every year she gets me toothpaste, floss, and a toothbrush.
                        And this year added to that was "sweet & crunchy peanuts". Which are pretty much candy coated peanuts.

                        I was hoping for a Wii from my mom and thought she got the hint. Instead she got me a Vintage Guitar with case amp and DVD's to help me finaly learn how to play(ive been fiddling with the Guitar for about a year now). I think the Wii would have gotten a ton more use though then the Guitar. But hey it still looks really nice. Its number 628 of 25000 that were made.
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                        • #42
                          Re: worst/most bizzare present

                          Originally posted by Ziero View Post
                          sadly no, I'm surrounded by old people, little kids and lots of trees =(
                          Wow. No peers? It's like the older people are the elvaans, the kids are the tarus, and you're the hume.


                          Aaliyah is more than a woman and she graduated with a 4.0 GPA (she only had 1 "C" grade ever in her life).

                          I bolded and underlined the "is" just for you, Malacite.

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                          • #43
                            Re: worst/most bizzare present

                            Originally posted by Rain_Blade View Post
                            It's like the older people are the elvaans...
                            I am NOT an Elvaan, I am a little granny Taru (with an inner Mithra )!! *shudders at the thought of looking like a Dhamel*
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                            • #44
                              Re: worst/most bizzare present

                              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                              I am NOT an Elvaan, I am a little granny Taru (with an inner Mithra )!! *shudders at the thought of looking like a Dhamel*
                              A reaction I used in another thread but can still apply towards you ; ;


                              Aaliyah is more than a woman and she graduated with a 4.0 GPA (she only had 1 "C" grade ever in her life).

                              I bolded and underlined the "is" just for you, Malacite.

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                              • #45
                                Re: worst/most bizzare present

                                Well... I got several...

                                The first, was a weight machine... Now, some people might take this as a hint to get into shape, but I already am in shape...

                                The second, was... bottled water. Not just any bottled water mind you, but exotic bottled water.

                                I'm talking Fiji, Canadian, Japanese, German and French water, among others.

                                The third was a XBOX 360 game.

                                I don't have an XBOX 360, nor do I plan on getting one.
                                Originally posted by Ellipses
                                Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
                                Originally posted by MCLV
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