The cure for baldness

If you are bald and would like to cure it, please do the following.

GET:

(a) 1 teaspoon of table salt

(b) 3 or more DROPS of regular tap water

(c) MIX water and salt into paste
(NOTE: use enough DROPS of water to get salt "grainy" NOT too watery)

(d) rub and massage into scalp and rinse off with water

(e) DO THIS ONCE A DAY ONLY UNTIL NEW HAIR GROWTH APPEARS

[Malacite]

Re: The cure for baldness

umm... I'm calling BS on this. Sounds like a very mean trick to me >_>

[Murphie]

Re: The cure for baldness

Well, if nothing else, it will exfoliate your scalp.

[raidenn]

Re: The cure for baldness

How exactly do you combine table salt and water to form paste?

[Taskmage]

Re: The cure for baldness

I'm confused. This is the second thread that looks like ad spam from this person but nothing is actually getting advertised. Just hokey miracle cures.

[DakAttack]

Re: The cure for baldness

I do this to ward away cannibals.