Pointless Thread #278 Today...

[LilithAngel]

Since pointless threads in the Off-Topic section seem to be all the rage today, let's try this one on for size.

Meg Griffon or Bud Bundy: Who would get a date first? Said date must end in "getting some", and the option for them to date each other, thus ending in a tie, does not exist. "Getting some" is defined by full on vaginal intercourse; previous experiences with other variant types do not qualify. Prostitution is does not qualify, and the age variance must not be more than 10 years in either direction. Judging this is Thomas A. Anderson, aka Neo.

Yes, this is in Grudge Match style.

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[Eohmer]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

omg wtf? lol

Wait... didn't Bud sleep with Marcy that one time? It didn't seem like a date, but it looked like he got some.

[DieselBoy09]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Probably Meg. She's a girl, girls can get it pretty easily, even if they are terribly looking. If you're an ugly guy though, you're just kind of s.o.l.

[Feba]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Meg. Just has to give into that one annoying kid.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Judging this is Thomas A. Anderson, aka Neo.

Judge Neo says, "Whoa."

Then he hops into a Time Travel Phone booth with Roofus and goes to share some pot with So-crates.

[Wise Donkey]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

I agree with DieselBoy09, not hard for a woman to get some if she really wants to.

[LilithAngel]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

For any "normal" girl, I'd agree. Girls have it easy, but this is Meg we're talking about. She's, unfortuantely, in the same category as Bud: can't get no lovin'.

[Caspian]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Mort's kid in the AV club would do her. As was previously mentioned.

[Feba]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Mort's kid in the AV club would do her. As was previously mentioned.

Neil... and Quagmire and Brian have offered before.

[Sevv]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

Meg griffin got a date in the series and lost her virginity in this episode:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUXTOJbUnkQ[/youtube]

[neokaril]

Re: Pointless Thread #278 Today...

I think we are forgetting personalities, Bud is constantly attempting to get some, where Meg is not. He may be shut down 99% of the time, but that one percent is all he needs. He'll chase it till he dies. Meg just isn't as forward or aggressive day to day.

So if neither of them know of the contest, Bud will win.

If Both know of the contest, all Meg has to do is go to any bar/club stand outside at closing time and ask each guy who walks out if they want to >.< and she will get a taker in the first 5 tries...Bud or any other man who tries this approach has a 50/50 shot of being arrested in the first 5 tries.