If you could be any animal on the planet.

[Yellow Mage]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

<( ; _ ; )> /comfort


Cute story though. sux you had to give her up

/ditto

Strangely enough, that's also the second biggest reason I don't get a girlfriend.

/curious

I would be...<Panther>... because there really is no more perfect union of power and quadripedal sexiness anywhere else in the food chain.

/em looks at the guy's username

[BurningPanther]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

/em looks at Username

No kidding. If that isn't a dead giveaway, I don't know what is.

[Balfree]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

THIS IS WHY I WANNA BE A SHRIMP!

Behold the longest whiskers on the planet:



Damn!

And how will you find me when I'm all mixed up with all my brothers? SKILL!



... I'd eat myself.

[Raydeus]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I'd have to go with this one.

They are for the most part stupid (or are raised that way by their parents and their societies) but they have done pretty awesome things too.


Edit > Oops, yeah you can't really see them in this pic because he is inside that thing, but that's one of their coolest inventions. (^-^)b

[Balfree]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I'd have to go with this one.

They are for the most part stupid (or are raised that way by their parents and their societies) but they have done pretty awesome things too.


Edit > Oops, yeah you can't really see them in this pic because he is inside that thing, but that's one of their coolest inventions. (^-^)b

You want to be a ... a UNICORN!?

[DakAttack]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I'd have to go with this one.

They are for the most part stupid (or are raised that way by their parents and their societies) but they have done pretty awesome things too.


Edit > Oops, yeah you can't really see them in this pic because he is inside that thing, but that's one of their coolest inventions. (^-^)b

You waste words.

[Raydeus]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

You want to be a ... a UNICORN!?

You waste words.

Eh?

[DieselBoy09]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

Dolphin. Two words: prehensile penis. You'll thank me for not posting a picture.

You do know that dolphins of both sexes are predominantly homosexual, only engaging the other gender to procreate.

*****SPOILER-----------CHARLATAN*****

[Murphie]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

You do know that dolphins of both sexes are predominantly homosexual, only engaging the other gender to procreate.

I thought dolphins often had sex just for pleasure. Or am I thinking of another animal?

[DieselBoy09]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I thought dolphins often had sex just for pleasure. Or am I thinking of another animal?

No, you're right. They engage in frequent sexual activities with both genders. I tried a second ago to find evidence for my claim, and found very little to support it well enough. So disregard.
*shakes fist at the Discovery Channel*

[Feba]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

You do know that dolphins of both sexes are predominantly homosexual,

How is this not still awesome?

[ItazuraNhomango]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I would be the most dangerous animal on the planet.

Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

William Congreve, in The mourning bride, 1697

[Armando]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

How is this not still awesome?

It's like they know exactly what they're doing.

[DieselBoy09]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

How is this not still awesome?

It depends on your vantage point. I assumed that wasn't the type of intercourse he was desiring.

[Murphie]

Re: If you could be any animal on the planet.

I'm still not convinced she didn't mean the bearskin rug.