FFXI jokes

[Feba]

I'm sure we've had this at one point or another, but starting a new thread seems a better idea than digging up some crusty stuff.

So inside, FFXI jokes. Also FFXIO jokes I suppose are ok, but only if you talk about people I know about.

[711rocks]

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A pld, a rdm, and a drk walk into a bar.

The drk missed lawl

[Theyaden]

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Ahhh by creating a new thread you deprive others of the joy of complaining about a necro post. Then again people still get to complain about not using the search function. The complainers win hurray.

Warning while not vulgar the below joke has adult content












Here an old one.
Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

[Thoris]

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Lol ^^^

[WishMaster3K]

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I don't date outside the race.

I doubt a Mithra and a Taru could procreate anyway.

Where's Aeni? I can easily find out..

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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A DRG, a SAM, a WHM and BRD are all on an airship that's about to crash and there are only three parachutes.

The WHM takes one, saying "I can still use my power to save lives, so I should continue to live," and hops off the side of the airship.

The BRD says "I'm the most brilliant man alive, the world cannot survive without my inspiration," takes one and hops off the side of the airship

The SAM looks to the DRG and says, "I have led an honorable life, please take the last parachute and use your lance to ensure the safety of others."

The DRG looks at the SAM and tosses him the next parachute saying, "The most brilliant man alive just jumped over the side of the airship with my gobbie bag, let's both live."

[WishMaster3K]

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So this one MNK tried to solo a VT..

[Electricity Gone Human]

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Why can't Dark Knights kill themselves?
Because they miss their wrists.

[711rocks]

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wish add me to your sig omg

[WishMaster3K]

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I don't know what to say about you, 711.. You're... Informative?

No, that's 411...

[Electricity Gone Human]

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What do Warriors shout during sex?

"BERSERKER!!" (name the reference and you win something at your request.)

[Murphie]

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What do Warriors shout during sex?

"BERSERKER!!" (name the reference and you win something at your request.)

Hilarious.

[Taskmage]

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What do Warriors shout while making fuck?

"BERSERKER!!"

Fixed.

[Raydeus]

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These wandering performers entertain crowds and confound their enemies with a customizable puppet known as an "automaton." Puppetmasters can also fall back on hand-to-hand fighting skills that utilize the flexible movements of their art.

...what? <.<

[Taskmage]

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What about

Warrior
Specializing in the arts of battle, warriors act as shields, protecting their comrades from the enemy attacks.