Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Currently posts are merged if they're made within two hours of eachother. Sub-forums and usergroups can be exempted, but not individual threads or users. I could make you your own usergroup of which only you would be a member, or create a new sub-forum which would contain only your thread, ooooooooooooooor you could just write it up in notepad ...

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What Taodyn and I did to get around double post merging for his garrison guide was to divide it up into chunks and take turns posting them >_>

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Well if it's only two hours in between that's no big deal. I just didn't want to make one massively massive post but didn't want to have to spread it over like eight days or something. I can do this tomorrow then, post every few hours. Chances are people will respond in between some of the posts anyway rendering my need to wait moot.

Guess I haz a project. XD

[Taskmage]

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If you let me know when you're about to do it I can temporarily reduce the timer.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Not until tomorrow morning at some time. Maybe not until Sunday if I encounter writer's block or just fatigue. Or just plain laziness.

[Feba]

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free water damage guidance

This is easily some of the best spam I have ever seen.

[Murphie]

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Archer is the best show guys. Season one is on Netflix. Same folks who did Sealab and Frisky Dingo.

[Yygdrasil]

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Prepare for sarcasm in 3... 2... 1...

Yours I assume?

Hers? Nope... she's was actually on an excavation with National Geographic to photograph the elusive... "Blam, you're dead!"... "Nuh uh! You missed!"... "You're dead, now lie down... act dead"... "No way! You totally missed me!"... kids of the Urban Jungle.

Recent?

Yeah, she gave birth 3 days ago. They grow up so fast... *sniffle*

Here's your sign.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

We are nearing page 666 of this thread.

And I'm realizing that this trip journal thing is gonna be longer than I thought. I'm only on the first post and it's gonna be massive. But I'm never one to leave things out. I'll try to pare them down a bit though.

Gonna upload some vids on YouTube tonight and probably crash.

[Feba]

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MY BETTER AMERICA PLAN

Jenova 9 does politics!

Found this on the community board of the Tokyo CL; a bastion of hilarity, especially since the place is basically all expats anyway.

Stuff about Japan is towards the bottom. But don't miss the stuff about the ME revolutions and Watson above that.

[DakAttack]

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So the entirety of that website is nonsense common sense?

[Aksannyi]

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Holy crap I'm not reading all of that.

[Feba]

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Housemate: "I will give you 200 yen if you can compose a limerick that makes me laugh [relating to a specific topic] before dinner"
Instant reply:"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you."

/feba obtains 200 yen

[Balfree]

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WE HAVE TO ARM ALL POLICE WITH BULLET PROOF TRENCH COATS AND BULLET PROOF HELMETS AND BULLET PROOF SHIELDS AND BULLET PROOF CARS

Bulletproof miniskirts, bulletproof scarves, bulletproof stockings, bulletproof silly hats, bulletproof wedding dresses, bulletproof lingerie, bulletproof sunglasses, bulletproof corsettes, bulletproof flipflops.

This time baby, they'll be... bulleeeeetprooof!

This guy doesn't know anything.

Also when the police need to know if a person did at that moment rape someone have a dog sniff out the victim thoroughly and then have the dog go to a line up and thoroughly sniff out the suspect in a clothes off line up.Have the dog sniff the clothes too. The DOG WILL GET THE GUILTY ONE EVERY TIME!! The police have got to let the animals and insects help them do their work!!! Now onto health.

The dog will tell you one or all these things:

1 - These two smell like eachother. They were really close to one another at one time.
2 - The lady's vagina tasted really funky. It smelled like dead things a bit. So I licked it. As a lady, she enjoyed this. I could tell because my canine senses detect pleasure, this lady can't fool me.
3 - The sir's penis is really funny so I sniffed it and it smelled a bit of dead things too. So I licked it. As a man, he enjoyed this. I could tell by the way the penis felt rigid after a couple licks.
4 - I conclude that the smells from the vagina and the penis are very similar! They, at one time, probably had sex. Therefore he raped her, no doubt about it.
5 - I'm a dog I don't even.

... now onto health *takes a deep breath*.

[DakAttack]

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I'm fat. Where's my silver bullet???

Every since I started Lexapro I gained 40 pounds. This is most likely due to a combination of the drug's effects, such as feeling well enough to enjoy food, feeling well enough to enjoy massive amounts of food, and various other small issues that snowball'd. It's kind of a double whammy, because it's difficult changing the way I eat, and it's difficult getting back into shape when out of shape. What do...

[Akashimo]

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*sporks*

<'-'< So i'm looking for a car, any recommendations for new, used, 18k or less?