Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Recent quotes from the life of Feba, in chronological order (Translated into English as needed):

"The porn is under the bed, and this used to be my daughter's room, so it smells like her. Make yourself comfortable."

"The old man who was sitting next to you left you some money."

"I'm sorry, I want to focus on my studies. We're best friends..."

"Do you want a job working at the bar?"

"Come karaoke with us! If you do well, we will give you money"*


*Got about ten bucks. Fuck yeah.

[Aksannyi]

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Yesterday the younger girl in my section was not at work, well, a policy change came down and affected how we do things. And I just knew when she came back today that she was going to complain about it. And she did as predicted. I am so glad I have my iPod.

[Raydeus]

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I HATE paperwork. Bwaaaaaaah!!

/sigh

But I guess trying to escape to the internetz wont make it go away...
*Gets back to work... orz *




PS > If only I could get a cute and very efficient secretary to help me with it... but every time I give it a try I end up working double (once to fix all the mess that follows and then once more to remake things proper *sob* )

A Persocon! Yes, that would help! But I can't wait 20-50 years for it! >_<

Gahhh!!!!!!

Ok, ok... back to work...

[Aksannyi]

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Two more hours and the day has come to a complete standstill.

I still have work (well, a little), but motivation is in very short supply. Friday-itis? Friday Fever? Whatever you call it, I have it, and the only cure is for 5:00 to hurry up and get here already.

On an unrelted note, my baby (not a baby anymore ) is 5 today.

[Aksannyi]

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Facebook has redeeming qualities, for every six thousandth passive-aggressive sniping or "IF YOU AGREE POST THIS ON YOUR WALL FOR SIXTEEN AND A HALF HOURS" post, you get one of these that starts your day with a lol:

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[Aksannyi]

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Sorry to double post ... forums are so slow sometimes. :/

It seems we have a plethora of old/past dated juices and sodas that we can't sell, but that are perfectly fine to drink, so they're just giving this stuff away to us. I have so far gotten a 2 6packs of coke in glass bottles, 2 2-liters of Sprite, and a 24 case of Minute Maid Cranberry Grape juice.

You know what? My job sucks, but if they wanna keep throwing free stuff at me, I'll stay here forever.

[Ufgt]

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Does soda actually ever go bad? I don't think so...

[Aksannyi]

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It doesn't matter, if it has a sell by date, legally we can't sell it past that date. Lol.

---------- Post added at 11:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:38 AM ----------

Now that I think about it, while it doesn't actually go bad, I think it has a lesser quality or degrades over time like a lot of things so even though it's not actually bad, per se, it's just not up to par and therefore not representative of what we at Coca Cola would like to put out.

Although personally I think Coke tastes like crap no matter what you do, but I'm not going to bitch too hard about free soda. And yeah, no one said I had to like Coke to work here. Lol.

[Feba]

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Snow present in 49 of the 50 U.S. states – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

Fuck you, Florida.


You're America's dick, and you can't even be covered in white stuff.

[Jarre]

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Well florida is full of old people feba and its droopy so i guess their fireing blanks

[Aksannyi]

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Fuck you I am not old. And I don't want snow here. I can't afford for work to shut down for even so much as a snowflake, which is just about all it would take.

[Feba]

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Not really related to anything, but Feba is drunk for the first time at this moment.

I will be checking this thread occasionally. Ask me anything.

[Yellow Mage]

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What does your signature say?

Also, what are you drunk on?

[Balfree]

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This will either be solid gold or complete crap.

I bet he fell asleep or is jumping around like a monkey, so I bet on the latter.

[Aksannyi]

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Seems he has passed out.