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  • #9436
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    I can't even begin to pretend women/girls aren't crazy.

    Can't even begin.......
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    • #9437
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Feba View Post
      Men seem to be working much better for you.
      And yet weirdly I've been getting far more attention from women lately.
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      • #9438
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        Thank you for the photo, Feba! Actually brightened my day and that says a lot considering the funk I've been in lately. So thank you again!

        And no don't PM me and ask for the photo or ask me to post it, he's requested that I keep it private and so I will do so. All I will say is that he is not ugly so don't believe it when he claims that, does have very curly hair, and reminds me of your average midwestern young man.
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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        • #9439
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD LAWL

          ---------- Post added at 11:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 PM ----------

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          average
          .........AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD!!!

          he's average! BWAHAHAAHA
          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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          • #9440
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Murphie View Post
            And yet weirdly I've been getting far more attention from women lately.
            Fact of life for all men: we will always seem to get more attention from the sex we aren't attracted to.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15
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            • #9441
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              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              Actually brightened my day and that says a lot considering the funk I've been in lately.
              I think given the situation I happen to be engaged in in that particular photograph, it would be hard not to brighten a day.

              Originally posted by Balfree View Post
              he's average!
              Technically, according to my research, I'm a fraction of an inch above average.


              Not that that does me a damn bit of good.
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              • #9442
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                Realised he turned into a grumpy old man when he turned 30 last year. Barhumbug!

                Sat in the office on site heater blaring out trying to get warm. Have the printer tray balanced above the heater drying out the paper as i went down to -6 last night Were expecting sleet and possible snow tomorrow (joy!) Hoping we get a heavy flurry so my mates bitch can't come back to stay with him. The last 2 days have been so peacefull without the loadmouthed, seriously emotional (cries at anything and everything), needy, clingy, "would rather die than not be with him" women.. Bitter, me? Nah! Just never known a relashionship like theirs.... oh and she fakes big time, ladies ask yourself when you have an orgasm, you know the ones that leave you spacy, can't move, and have to lie their for 15-20 minutes to compose before you can move, could you just jump out of bed straight away run downstairs and make a drink etc. I know my ex couldn't and when his gf tells me it was the best she had and when I say to her "so how come you got straight out of bed" and now shes not spoken to me in 2 weeks (joy!!!) ahem...

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                • #9443
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Okay, now I'm pissed.

                  I need to access last year's tax documents so I can file a FAFSA. So I figured that would be as easy as checking my e-mail, which had all that information saved from Turbo Tax.

                  Yeah. Okay. But every time I open Hotmail on this computer, it freezes after I make three clicks. Which is right before I actually end up in an e-mail.

                  Okay, no problem. I'll go to Turbo Tax site and get my information.

                  First thing, it prompts me to update my browser. Tried that, can't. I must log in as an administrator to update my browser from the most insecure piece of shit ever (yeah, exaggerating, so what?) to something remotely worth working with. Never mind that half the sites I visit don't even support IE6 anymore. I'm honestly surprised anything works at all. Though a lot of sites have a tendency to freeze, since this browser is fucking ancient.

                  Well I click on "Continue without updating" just to see if I can access on some low-grade version of TurboTax. Which I can, but the fucking site didn't save my tax information. For some un-fucking-fathomable reason.

                  So that's just fucking great. You know where that tax information is now? On my old laptop, the one that won't boot. Fucking super.

                  And on top of it all, I'm really just fucking sick of this piece of shit machine. I get that most of the 45-ish women in this place have no idea how to care for a PC, but can you please let those of us who can demonstrate some measure of proficiency at least update our fucking shit? Please?
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                  • #9444
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                    So that's just fucking great. You know where that tax information is now? On my old laptop, the one that won't boot. Fucking super.
                    External harddrive enclosures are about $20 so you should be able to get to it if your harddrive itself hasn't died yet. Just throwing that out there as a possible workaround.
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                    • #9445
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      I know, I'm just pissed because I thought both my e-mail and TT would have it saved still. (Though I honestly don't know if my e-mail does. Since I can't get into it at work.)

                      And I am meeting with a prospective school tonight which is why I wanted to have all this shit. I really hope when I get to this school that I can browse my e-mail and find the information I need, or else I'm fairly screwed, at least in terms of the FAFSA. At least for tonight.

                      That's what I get for waiting til the last minute, but I really didn't know I was going to get fucked. Though I always get fucked. I don't know why I didn't see it coming this time.
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                      • #9446
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Feba View Post

                        Technically, according to my research, I'm a fraction of an inch above average.


                        Not that that does me a damn bit of good.
                        Did you do your research in Japan?
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                        • #9447
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          i was juz kitten. im below average

                          but i still lawlz
                          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                          • #9448
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Hello good people.
                            Heavensward Stats - Main Story: Cleared | Alexander Normal: 4/4 | Alexander: Savage 0/4 | Relic: Last Resort (Scholar) | Mahatma: 2/12

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                            • #9449
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Good people? Where?
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                              Name: Drjones
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                              • #9450
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Murphie
                                And yet weirdly I've been getting far more attention from women lately.
                                You of all people should be familiar with Murphie's Law.
                                Originally posted by Melody
                                Hello good people.
                                Hello.
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