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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
      I got the job!

      Have to go fill out paperwork for a background check - and will probably have to go pee in a cup again - so waiting for that stuff to all go through, but will probably start sometime next week.

      I R TEH WINNAR
      Congrats! If I had money I'd send a pizza to your apartment.

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
        I got the job!

        Have to go fill out paperwork for a background check - and will probably have to go pee in a cup again - so waiting for that stuff to all go through, but will probably start sometime next week.

        I R TEH WINNAR
        Grats :D /dance

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          congrats

          Do you always have to be drug tested in america?

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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            We do it for fun.

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            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Lol.

              For some jobs, Jarre. Actually I think it's becoming more and more common. I don't mind, I'm three decades worth of clean and that's not changing any time soon. Or ever.
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Ya, thats one test I'll fail. lol Of course, I'm seeing a pain management specialist so its all on the up and up but still I have opiates floating around in there that some companies wouldn't appreciate. lol Of course, the other day at the doctors office I ran into this woman that was taking ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MGS OF OPIATES A DAY! And she was there to get her dose increased!! Jeez I freak out because I've been taking 20mgs a day and have been at the same dose for over 10 years. I try so hard not to be too dependent on these damn drugs...hell sometimes I even forget to take them on time! (Not something a true addict would forget!) Then people look at me sideways when they hear I take them and I want to scream. After seeing her and talking to her, I can proudly say I AM NOT THAT WOMAN! I wish I didn't have to take them at all but its a fact of life. If I don't, I'll be incapacitated for most of the day and I can get pretty damn bitchy when that happens! (Yes even more than I am now!)
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  The only drugs I'm on is birth control. Which I don't think is going to be a problem. XD
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                  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Only if you forget to take it!!
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                      cat macro
                      Over 9000, and this is all we get?

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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                        Only if you forget to take it!!
                        That won't be a problem. My cell phone alarm is set to go off every day. I've been on the pill for two years now and haven't missed by more than a few seconds yet.

                        A lot of women can't be responsible about it, forgetting that even missing by a few minutes can put you at risk of pregnancy. That's how the pill works. You have to take it at the exact same time every day. Anyone who can't do that should find another form of birth control. Unless I'm in a dire emergency, there's no reason for me to be in any position where I can't take my pill right on time.
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                        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Nandito View Post
                          Well, after so long, I have finally decided to take the time to watch Gurren Lagann. After a few episodes, all I can say is....

                          YouTube - M. Bison "Yes Yes!" Widescreen HD reupload
                          OMG... Just finished episode 8... No... NO...

                          [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_5LnKVfS5M]YouTube - Guile screams no[/ame]

                          Yeah I'll cut it out with those but still,
                          *Sulks in corner*
                          Originally posted by Yygdrasil
                          Originally posted by Nandito
                          Ponies.

                          Duh.
                          You make me want to hurt things.

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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            So I discovered the single most awesome thing about this game so far.

                            I'm playing a Dark Magician, which is basically BLM but I get to hit stuff while I'm soloing. XD Anyway. I have this spell called Darkness Arrow , and it's currently Lv2 (out of 5 that I can upgrade it to) and it does a disgusting amount of damage. It's fucking awesome. It shoots like four blasts of darkness at the mob, and usually each one does about 275 damage.

                            Well, there's also these things called boost chips. You throw them at the mob, and it weakens its defense. The ones I'm using weaken both magic defense and physical defense, so my spells are twice as powerful.

                            So I found that I can't cast this spell while being hit - insta-interrupt. Which sucks, but I've been using it to pull when it's up. And then I got a sleep spell, so I decided to try something.

                            Sleep > Boost chip (which did not wake the mob, SUCCESS!) > Darkness Arrow.

                            Holy fuck each arrow did nearly 1k damage. One shotting mobs for the mother fucking win.

                            Yeah, I kinda like this game. XD
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                            ~Mama Gamer~~Quitted July 2009/Bannt October 2009~~Excellence LS~
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                            • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                              I got the job!

                              Have to go fill out paperwork for a background check - and will probably have to go pee in a cup again - so waiting for that stuff to all go through, but will probably start sometime next week.

                              I R TEH WINNAR
                              Wooo-hoo grats Aks!

                              And drug testing is good. It will be a nice fall back job for me after grad school just in case XD.

                              I spent the past two days (8 hours on Wednesday and 12 yesterday) at the SOFT (Society of Forensic Toxicologists) conference in Richmond yesterday. There are two more sessions today (one going on now and another @ 10), but I don't know if I can muster the will to go. Yesterdays near 2 hours on Oral testing may have been the most dull thing I have every sat through. There is one talk on Anabolic steroids (PED detection research/testing is what I am interested in) but it is in horses.
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                              Y'okay!

                              PSN: goboaj (be my friend damnit)

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                So I discovered the single most awesome thing about this game so far.

                                I'm playing a Dark Magician, which is basically BLM but I get to hit stuff while I'm soloing. XD Anyway. I have this spell called Darkness Arrow , and it's currently Lv2 (out of 5 that I can upgrade it to) and it does a disgusting amount of damage. It's fucking awesome. It shoots like four blasts of darkness at the mob, and usually each one does about 275 damage.

                                Well, there's also these things called boost chips. You throw them at the mob, and it weakens its defense. The ones I'm using weaken both magic defense and physical defense, so my spells are twice as powerful.

                                So I found that I can't cast this spell while being hit - insta-interrupt. Which sucks, but I've been using it to pull when it's up. And then I got a sleep spell, so I decided to try something.

                                Sleep > Boost chip (which did not wake the mob, SUCCESS!) > Darkness Arrow.

                                Holy fuck each arrow did nearly 1k damage. One shotting mobs for the mother fucking win.

                                Yeah, I kinda like this game. XD
                                Are you playing Yugioh? Didn't you have the option to play as BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!?!?!?

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