Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Jarre]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

So first signing on time at the job centre.

walked in and got wonded for any weapons. 3 security guards on the ground floor, they checked my ID, then my sign on book and indicated me to go upstairs. Went into the main room and sat on a wooden bench that was bolted to the floor. everything was bolted to the floor. 4 security guys were walking around. waited for my name to be called out to see the jobs advisor. Guy sat about 10m away kept standing up everytime a name was called and when not his sat down swearing. I finally got called and sat down in the booth with my advisor. Went through the usual things then it all kicked off behind. Guy who kept standing off had had enough waiting and went off on one and was restrained by 2 security guys. My advisor didn't bat an eyelid. The whole place was very intimidating and only one way in, one way out. I ahve worked all my life since I was 16.. I just want a job quick so I don't have to go to this place.

[Yellow Mage]

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So I got bored and looked up a phrase on KYM. At that moment, it was as if the entire internet, from my perspective, had gone full-circle. Turns out the phrase got memetic traction from a comic by the same (awesome) woman who drew

this

please try to ignore the crappy quality of my scanner for me, kthx

for me.

My jaw dropped from the revelation.

[Aksannyi]

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More good news ...

Being laid off at the end of October. I have been looking for another job regardless but this does not bode well for my future. Checked the bank account and after the rent check is cashed, I have 15 dollars in my account. The truck is on E. I have food (thank fuck), but I have no idea what's going to happen when the month runs out and the money goes along with it.

So much for going to see my kids for the Thanksgiving weekend.

[cidbahamut]

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Ouch. I thought your co-workers were the incompetent ones, so why are you getting the boot?

[Aksannyi]

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Everyone is, actually. They dropped this bomb on us that we are being replaced with a big machine in another branch of the company, a machine that takes just one operator to run.

[Feba]

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So last night I dreamt I met J9.


I'm not even going to joke about it, it was actually a very pleasant dream. Like, I woke up slightly depressed that it wasn't real.

[Raydeus]

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Was she a 2D-sprite or 3D-remake?

[Murphie]

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How big were the cat ears?

[Caspian]

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boy or girl?

[TheGrandMom]

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boy or girl?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Caspian]

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I wanna know if my own dreams should be leaving me as sexually confused as I am.

[Feba]

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Girl. And actually rather cute and charming.


It's a shame he's such a dumbass in reality.

[DakAttack]

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Did you put her on the bus to Poundtown?

[Mhurron]

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Girl. And actually rather cute and charming.


It's a shame he's such a dumbass in reality.

So the reality is you didn't dream about him at all, you just kept insulting some girl by calling her J9.

[Yellow Mage]

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So the reality is you didn't dream about him at all, you just kept insulting some girl by calling her J9.

Technically, no. A figment of his imagination took the form of a girl that took up the moniker of J9.

If it means anything at all, Feba's only subconsciously insulting himself. But more likely, this is just a case of "since when did dreams have to make sense?"