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  • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    So one of my coworkers was chatting with me by my desk today and she kept leaning over to spit in my trash can. Some fucking people... And this isn't the usual annoying bitch I hate, it's someone else entirely.

    Raydeus, I'm pretty sure Feba is noncombustible. I mean come on, when has "kill it with fire" been applicable to Feba? Ever? We'd have to work much harder than a simple primitive fire to get rid of Feba.
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    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Don't worry, they don't accept large appliances as burnable garbage.

      And anyway, I'm planning to go Saturday night. Who gets stuck in Shibuya on a Wednesday?

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      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
        So one of my coworkers was chatting with me by my desk today and she kept leaning over to spit in my trash can.
        Ok, excuse me, but when did something like this become acceptable!?? Really, I'm serious. Spitting is NOT acceptable in public...PERIOD. Use a hanky, a napkin, a can, whatever and do it without people seeing but spitting in a can at someone ELSE'S desk right in front of them is totally unacceptable!

        My son recently had bronchitis (so he had a legitimate reason to have to spit) and was coughing up "lung buggers" and even he knew to get up, leave the room, and use the toilet.
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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        • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Yeah um she has one eye (not kidding) and facial hair so I'm pretty sure this barn dweller has no concept of acceptable behavior. Not that that's an excuse for it, but I'm not going to make a big deal over it when I'm (hopefully) moving out of the department soon if I can do anything about it. I may mention it to the supervisor in passing though. She's one of those people who, if you get on her "bad side," will do anything possible to hate on you but the funny thing is, it's mostly just hot air. She'll go to the supervisors over inane crap that just kind of minorly irks her but won't accomplish anything by it. Like, she likes this guy we work with. Well, I'm fucking him. That's not common knowledge (actually, it's speculation to everyone except he and I, because we don't go out of the way to make it obvious), but I'm sure she suspects just like everyone else. Well, she's gross. Obviously. But she hates it when I flirt with him, which only makes me flirt with him more just to piss her off. She's a perfectionist type, too, so I always find flaws with her work just because I know it bugs the shit out of her. This makes her annoyed with me, but nothing she has said or done to try to undermine me has really gone anywhere. It's funny as hell to watch her get all worked up. And then I'll chat with her sometimes just to add more fuel to the fire.

          So yeah, taking this to the supervisor will make for a very lulz moment. IRL trolling ftw.
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          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
            Yeah um she has one eye (not kidding)
            Brown?

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              Haha. I mean she does have like a glass eye, but she's always looking in two different directions if you really look at her and it's pretty funny.
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              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                Ok, excuse me, but when did something like this become acceptable!??
                Quite some time actually.

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                • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  I'm sorry but spitting in public is not acceptable, imo, and in some areas you can be fined for it. Going off that, I'd say that no it is not acceptable.
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                    Going off that, I'd say that no it is not acceptable.
                    There's plenty of places where alcohol, premarital sex, certain video games, etc. aren't legal.

                    There are lots of stupid things you can get fined for in some areas.

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                    • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Oral sex is not permissible while in the military. I found that odd. I also didn't follow that rule, but it wasn't like someone was going to rat me out for it. What guy would? Get me in trouble for that? Oh, no more BJs, okay, that works for me. Oh, not for you? Shouldn't have gotten me in trouble motherfucker. XD
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                      • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Feba View Post
                        There's plenty of places where alcohol, premarital sex, certain video games, etc. aren't legal.

                        There are lots of stupid things you can get fined for in some areas.
                        It still doesn't make it ok regardless of how many examples you bring up of other things. It's unsanitary and disgusting, there wouldn't be laws if it was ok.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                          Oral sex is not permissible while in the military. I found that odd. I also didn't follow that rule, but it wasn't like someone was going to rat me out for it. What guy would? Get me in trouble for that? Oh, no more BJs, okay, that works for me. Oh, not for you? Shouldn't have gotten me in trouble motherfucker. XD
                          Not just oral sex, but sex in any position besides missionary is punishable under the UCMJ.
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                          • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                            there wouldn't be laws if it was ok.
                            ...with this logic, everything that has ever been outlawed isn't ok.

                            Do I need to get more extreme examples?

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                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              ...with this logic, everything that has ever been outlawed isn't ok.

                              Do I need to get more extreme examples?
                              No, you can stop being an ass. You know what point I'm making. If you choose to be a disgusting slob and goober all over in public and gross people out then it only shows that you weren't taught to respect other people or their property.

                              I'm done, going to relax and play some FFXIV. Blather on and on to yourself and feel superior all you like.
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                              • Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                                You know what point I'm making.
                                But your point and what you're saying are two different things. Your point is that spitting is disgusting. This is a personal opinion, one which I mostly agree with.

                                Then you go and use the 'appeal to authority' fallacy as a defense. That something is illegal has very little to do with whether it's permissible, except for the opinions of the people that wrote the law.

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