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Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread
Well what a weekend.
Come home friday night to find housemates gf in garden talking to another lass. It turns out to be her cousin whos been kicked out by her boyfriend. So yey a 2 bedroomed house was now sleeping 4 people for the weekend. She is a drunk, nymphomaniac who seems to have slept through half of Lincoln. A total nutcase and as usual who ahs to put up with all of this fucking crap.... ME..
The quiet weekend I needed after a stressfull week at work had disapeared. My sanctury of the lounge was now obstructed as she sat in teh garden with the doors open chainsmoking fags till 2 in the morning. Shouting abuse down her mobile to her BF while getting totally trolleyed on a litre bottle of vodka.
Morning comes, theirs a pile of sick on the floor where she threw up in the night, to which her and my mates gf argue about all morning. Then they make up and go out at night on the piss. for 3 hours its quiet Then they stagger in, falling over everything breaking the toilet door (thankfully I have contacts and managed to pull a favour to get the door rehung) Then they drink more vodka and spew in the garden. I go to bed at 1am and try to sleep only to be woken up an hour later with my mates gf going "shes not breathing" I ask her "you phoned an ambulance?" to which the most bizaar answer I got was, "I don't know how". So off I go down, stick my fingers down her throat to clear her away as she coughs and spews over my hand, lovely.... She then starts fitting and basically get her gf to help me put her in the garden away from any objects and let her see the fit out while talking to the ambulance control to arrange for her to be take to hospital to have her stomache pumped and be monitored.
She came back in the afternoon an had a go at me saying I shouldn't have stuck my fingers down her throat, maybe she should realise that I have medical training and it was the right thing to do when she had her tongue blocking her airway!!! Though I was really stressed with this and all I could come back in return was "It was my fingers not my cock"
Well what a weekend.
Come home friday night to find housemates gf in garden talking to another lass. It turns out to be her cousin whos been kicked out by her boyfriend. So yey a 2 bedroomed house was now sleeping 4 people for the weekend. She is a drunk, nymphomaniac who seems to have slept through half of Lincoln. A total nutcase and as usual who ahs to put up with all of this fucking crap.... ME..
The quiet weekend I needed after a stressfull week at work had disapeared. My sanctury of the lounge was now obstructed as she sat in teh garden with the doors open chainsmoking fags till 2 in the morning. Shouting abuse down her mobile to her BF while getting totally trolleyed on a litre bottle of vodka.
Morning comes, theirs a pile of sick on the floor where she threw up in the night, to which her and my mates gf argue about all morning. Then they make up and go out at night on the piss. for 3 hours its quiet Then they stagger in, falling over everything breaking the toilet door (thankfully I have contacts and managed to pull a favour to get the door rehung) Then they drink more vodka and spew in the garden. I go to bed at 1am and try to sleep only to be woken up an hour later with my mates gf going "shes not breathing" I ask her "you phoned an ambulance?" to which the most bizaar answer I got was, "I don't know how". So off I go down, stick my fingers down her throat to clear her away as she coughs and spews over my hand, lovely.... She then starts fitting and basically get her gf to help me put her in the garden away from any objects and let her see the fit out while talking to the ambulance control to arrange for her to be take to hospital to have her stomache pumped and be monitored.
She came back in the afternoon an had a go at me saying I shouldn't have stuck my fingers down her throat, maybe she should realise that I have medical training and it was the right thing to do when she had her tongue blocking her airway!!! Though I was really stressed with this and all I could come back in return was "It was my fingers not my cock"
) $12,000 vehicle!
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