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  • #8041
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I think the men will rather enjoy where this thread is going.
    Yeah, men just love hearing about women fucking themselves instead of finding help.


    We just hate actually having to have sex. It's such a hassle.
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    • #8042
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
      Oooooor you picked up some batteries and...

      lol
      Car batteries and jumper cables?

      Kinky.
      Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
      Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
      Name: Drjones
      Blog: Mediocre Mage
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      • #8043
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        I love how you can contact a company's customer service and get a useless form letter that barely even relates to your problem; then you write an executive and they go and do more than you were asking for in the first place.

        Still, I owe Delta a bit of thanks for making up for it.
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        • #8044
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          /sigh. I had posted about 2 1/2 months back that I was up for a promotion, well I was just informed today that they were not going to post the position. Not only that, but they were going to split the duties of the job up, giving me a large piece of it... No Raise, All BS.
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          "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

          Originally posted by Aksannyi
          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
          Originally posted by Solymir
          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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          • #8045
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            So...no new position, no extra money, just extra headache?

            Fuck that, tell 'em you want more money for the extra duties they're dumping on you.
            Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
            Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
            Name: Drjones
            Blog: Mediocre Mage
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            • #8046
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
              Fuck that, tell 'em you want more money for the extra duties they're dumping on you.
              Oh don't worry, I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to go about doing it. Its always funny to me when the same supervisor keeps opening her mouth and my name comes out of it. Shit is BS and she knows it, got 5 years there and I am actually thinking about leaving just to piss on them. I'd seriously like to see those jerks split my job up if i left, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be the only one leaving after that lol.
              Last edited by Durahansolo; 08-09-2010, 05:20 PM.
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              "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

              Originally posted by Aksannyi
              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
              Originally posted by Solymir
              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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              • #8047
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                I think the men will rather enjoy where this thread is going.
                Women are too demanding sometimes...

                [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXit0FTxa1U"]YouTube- ‪Billy Connolly ~ Womens demands‬‎[/nomedia]

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                • #8048
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  Women are enigmas wrapped in riddles wrapped in soft whole wheat tortilla shells.
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                  • #8049
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Well, at least they are whole wheat. Still, get back to me when they are wrapped in some sprouted grain tortillas and maybe I'll give ladies a try.
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                    • #8050
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Why did you choose to be gay, anyway?
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                      • #8051
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Because I was looking for more lean protein. Also, I hate eggs.
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                        • #8052
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          My god! Being gay isn't the only thing wrong with you.

                          Free Range eggs are great, and tit's are proof god exists and want's us to be happy.
                          I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                          HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                          loose
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                          • #8053
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                            Because I was looking for more lean protein. Also, I hate eggs.
                            *golf clap*

                            Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                            tit's are proof god exists and want's us to be happy.
                            Am I the only straight guy out there that does not care for tits?
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                            • #8054
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              Originally posted by Feba View Post
                              Am I the only straight guy out there that does not care for tits?
                              Yes.
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                              • #8055
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Eggs are a texture issue for me. In things? Sure. Hard Boiled? Maybe. Anything else? I have a lot of trouble with them.

                                Tits are also a texture issue for me.
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